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Did you know I was married to Sean Bean for a while? Yeah, he didn't know either. Here he is in "Game of Thrones," which is like watching him in "The Lord of the Rings" all over again.

I don’t understand why “Project Runway” and “Mad Men” can’t be more like “Top Chef.” It seems like “Top Chef” is constantly serving up fresh seasons. They’ve got another “Top Chef Masters” starting this week, even though my boy Richard Blais just won the “All-Stars” season last week. No complaints. I just wish other shows did that. PR should at least premiere by the end of the year. “Mad Men” is a total disappointment right now. Nothing until 2012, which is a total cop out since we all know the world is ending in 2012.

Anyway, I’m going to try to watch “The Borgias” and “Game of Thrones” and compare Showtime and HBO’s latest attempts to tell vaguely similar stories in vaguely similar ways.

Here’s the full April schedule as copied wholesale from the lovely and amazing AOL TV Squad:

Friday, April 1
8:00 – ‘Chaos’ (CBS) series premiere
8:00 – ‘Star Wars: The Clone Wars’ (Cartoon Network) 3rd season finale
8:00 – ‘Working Class’ (CMT) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘I Was Conned’ (ID) special presentation
9:30 – ‘Say Yes to the Dress: Randy Knows Best’ (TLC) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Camelot’ (Starz) series premiere
10:00 – ‘The Haunted’ (Animal Planet) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘The Soup Awards’ (E!) special presentation

Saturday, April 2
6:00 – ‘NCAA Men’s Final Four’ (CBS) special presentation
8:00 – ‘How Do I Look?’ (Style) 12th season premiere
8:00 – ‘2011 Kid’s Choice Awards’ (Nickelodeon) special presentation
8:00 – ‘The Best of the American Comedy Awards’ (TV Land) special presentation
8:30 – ‘NCAA Men’s Final Four’ (CBS) special presentation
8:30 – ‘Curb Appeal’ (HGTV) 3rd season premiere
9:00 – ‘Style Star’ (Style) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘My Ghost Story’ (Biography) 2nd season premiere
11:00 – ‘Purgatory’ (A&E) special presentation

Sunday, April 3
7:00 – ‘Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom’ (Animal Planet) 9th season premiere
8:00 – ‘Bert the Conqueror’ (Travel) 2nd season premiere
8:00 – ‘The 46th Annual Academy of Country Music Awards’ (CBS) special presentation
8:00 – ‘The Kennedys’ (Reelz) mini-series premiere
9:00 – ‘The Borgias’ (Showtime) series premiere
9:00 – ‘Game of Thrones: Preview’ (HBO) special presentation
9:00 – ‘The Killing’ (AMC) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Kourtney & Kim Take New York’ (E!) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Last Cake Standing’ (Food) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘River Monsters: The Deadliest’ (Animal Planet) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Strange Sex’ (TLC) 2nd season premiere
10:30 – ‘Holly’s World’ (E!) 2nd season finale

Monday, April 4
12:00AM – ‘Superjail!’ (Adult Swim) 2nd season premiere
8:00PM – ‘Intervention In-Depth: Pregnant and Addicted’ (A&E) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Taking on Tyson’ (Animal Planet) 1st season finale
8:00 – ‘NCAA Pre-Game’ (TruTV) special presentation
8:00 – ‘WWE 2011 Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony’ (USA) special presentation
8:45 – ‘The Problem Solverz’ (Cartoon Network) series premiere
9:00 – ‘NCAA Men’s Championship’ (CBS) special presentation
9:00 – ‘His Way’ (HBO) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Kidnapped by the Kids’ (OWN) series premiere
9:00 – ‘Relapse’ (A&E) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Harry’s Law’ (NBC) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Heavy: Where Are They Now?’ (A&E) special presentation
10:30 – ‘Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory’ (MTV) 4th season premiere
11:00 – ‘WWE Tough Enough’ (USA) 5th season premiere

Tuesday, April 5
8:00 – ‘No Ordinary Family’ (ABC) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘Deadliest Catch: Best of Season 6’ (Discovery) special presentation
9:00 – ‘The Real Housewives of Miami: Reunion’ (Bravo) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Addicted to Food’ (OWN) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Auction Hunters’ (Spike) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Cuff Me If You Can’ (ID) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Jersey Cheer’ (Lifetime) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Lights Out’ (FX) series finale
10:00 – ‘Pregnant in Heels’ (Bravo) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Teen Mom: Finale Special: Check-Up with Dr. Drew’ (MTV) special presentation
10:30 – ‘Let’s Stay Together’ (BET) 1st season finale

Wednesday, April 6
8:00 – ‘Scream: The Inside Story’ (Biography) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Earth Made of Glass’ (HBO2) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Extreme Couponing’ (TLC) series premiere
9:00 – ‘Weird Warfare’ (History) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Mythbusters’ (Discovery) 9th season mid-season premiere
9:30 – ‘Breaking In’ (Fox) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Glamour Belles’ (Lifetime) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Off the Map’ (ABC) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Top Chef: Reunion Special’ (Bravo) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Tori & Dean: sTORIbook Weddings’ (Oxygen) series premiere
10:30 – ‘Workaholics’ (Comedy Central) series premiere
11:00 – ‘Top Chef Masters’ (Bravo) 3rd season premiere

Thursday, April 7
7:00 – ‘Out of the Wild’ (Discovery) 2nd season finale
9:00 – ‘Police Women’ (TLC) 6th season premiere
10:00 – ‘Bear Whisperer’ (Animal Planet) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Mounted in Alaska’ (History) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Randy Jackson Presents: America’s Best Dance Crew’ (MTV) 6th season premiere
10:00 – ‘The Real Housewives of New York City’ (Bravo) 4th season premiere
10:00 – ‘Top 20 Most Shocking’ (TruTV) 4th season premiere
10:00 – ‘Unleashed: K-9 Broward County’ (TLC) series premiere
10:30 – ‘Secret Diary of a Call Girl’ (Showtime) 4th season premiere
11:00 – ‘Gigolos’ (Showtime) series premiere

Friday, April 8
8:00 – ‘The Singing Bee’ (CMT) 3rd season premiere
8:00 – ‘Who Do You Think You Are?’ (NBC) 2nd season finale
9:00 – ‘CMT’s Next Superstar’ (CMT) series premiere
9:00 – ‘Law & Order: UK’ (BBC America) 2nd season finale
10:00 – ‘Merlin’ (Syfy) 3rd season finale
10:00 – ‘Tiger Man of Africa’ (National Geographic) series premiere
10:30 – ‘DC Cupcakes’ (TLC) 2nd season finale

Saturday, April 9
9:30AM – ‘Sym-Bionic Titan’ (Cartoon Network) 1st season finale
8:00PM – ‘How Big Can It Get?’ (National Geographic Wild) series premiere
8:00 – ‘It’s Me or the Dog’ (Animal Planet) 3rd season mid-season premiere
9:00 – ‘Being Human’ (BBC America) 3rd season finale
9:00 – ‘Ferocious Planet’ (Syfy) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Colin Quinn: Long Story Short’ (HBO) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Oddities’ (Science) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Let’s Talk About Sex’ (TLC) special presentation

Sunday, April 10
6:00 – ‘Inside the Vault’ (WGN) 1st season finale
8:00 – ‘Human Planet’ (Discovery) series premiere
8:00 – ‘My Future Boyfriend’ (ABC Family) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Secret Millionaire’ (ABC) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘The Comedy Awards’ (CMT/Comedy Central/Logo/Nick-at-Nite/Spike/TV Land) special presentation
9:00 – ‘The Judds’ (OWN) series premiere
9:00 – ‘The Kennedys’ (Reelz) mini-series finale
9:00 – ‘Mildred Pierce’ (HBO) mini-series finale
9:00 – ‘Shark Men’ (National Geographic) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Inspector America’ (History) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Khloe & Lamar’ (E!) series premiere
10:00 – ‘River Monsters’ (Animal Planet) 3rd season premiere
10:30 – ‘The Dance Scene’ (E!) series premiere

Monday, April 11
6:00 – ‘Seriously Funny Kids’ (Lifetime) 1st season finale
8:00 – ‘Civil Warriors’ (National Geographic) series premiere
8:00 – ‘House’ (Fox) 150th episode
8:00 – ‘Intervention In-Depth: Hillbilly Heroin’ (A&E) special presentation
9:00 – ‘The Bad Girls Club’ (Oxygen) 100th episode
9:00 – ‘Being Human’ (Syfy) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives’ (Food) 11th season finale
9:00 – ‘Law & Order: Los Angeles’ (NBC) 1st season mid-season premiere
10:00 – ‘All About Aubrey’ (Oxygen) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘The NewNowNext Awards’ (Logo) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Paranormal State’ (A&E) 6th season premiere

Tuesday, April 12
8:00 – ‘Jamie Oliver’s Food Revolution’ (ABC) 2nd season premiere
9:00 – ‘Braxton Family Values’ (WE) series premiere
9:00 – ‘Deadliest Catch’ (Discovery) 7th season premiere
9:30 – ‘Playdates’ (Lifetime) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Royally Mad, Part 1’ (BBC America) special presentation
10:00 – ‘I (Almost) Got Away With It’ (ID) 3rd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Cheer! Mini All-Stars’ (Lifetime) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Sinbad: It’s Just Family’ (WE) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Toya’ (BET) series premiere
10:30 – ‘Sports Show with Norm MacDonald’ (Comedy Central) series premiere

Wednesday, April 13
8:30 – ‘Throwdown with Bobby Flay’ (Food) 9th season finale
9:00 – ‘Countdown to Zero’ (History) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Shedding for the Wedding’ (The CW) 1st season finale
9:30 – ‘The Franchise: A Season with the San Francisco Giants’ (Showtime) series premiere
9:30 – ‘Happy Endings’ (ABC) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Nothing Personal’ (ID) 1st season finale

Thursday, April 14
8:30 – ‘The Paul Reiser Show’ (NBC) series premiere

Friday, April 15
8:00 – ‘Lemonade Mouth’ (Disney) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Friday Night Lights’ (NBC) 5th season premiere
9:00 – ‘Hooked’ (National Geographic) series premiere
9:00 – ‘Killer Outbreaks’ (Animal Planet) series premiere
9:00 – ‘The Ricky Gervais Show’ (HBO) 2nd season finale
10:00 – ‘American Restoration’ (History) 1st season mid-season premiere
10:00 – ‘Sanctuary’ (Syfy) 3rd season mid-season premiere
10:30 – ‘The Whitest Kids U’Know’ (IFC) 5th season premiere

Saturday, April 16
8:00 – ‘HGTV Green Home 2011 in Stapleton Colorado’ (HGTV) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Truth Be Told’ (Fox) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Beverly Lewis’ the Shunning’ (Hallmark) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Aries Spears: Hollywood, Look I’m Smiling’ (Showtime) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Parking Wars’ (A&E) 5th season premiere

Sunday, April 17
8:00 – ‘Extreme Makeover: Home Edition’ (ABC) 8th season mid-season premiere
8:00 – ‘Mob Wives’ (VH1) series premiere
9:00 – ‘Audrina’ (VH1) series premiere
9:00 – ‘Burn Notice: The Fall of Sam Axe’ (USA) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Game of Thrones’ (HBO) series premiere
9:00 – ‘2011 TV Land Awards’ (TV Land) special presentation
9:30 – ‘Saddle Ranch’ (VH1) series premiere
10:00 – ‘On the Case with Paula Zahn’ (ID) 4th season premiere
10:00 – ‘Police POV’ (TruTV) series premiere

Monday, April 18
8:00 – ‘Intervention In-Depth: Heroin Highway’ (A&E) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Wild Case Files’ (National Geographic Wild) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘William & Kate’ (Lifetime) special presentation
10:00 – ’20/20: William & Catherine: A Modern Fairy Tale’ (ABC) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Love Games: Bad Girls Need Love Too’ (Oxygen) 2nd season premiere
11:00 – ‘Royal Wedding of a Lifetime: William & Kate, a Love Story’ (Lifetime) special presentation

Tuesday, April 19
10:00 – ’16 & Pregnant’ (MTV) 3rd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Royally Mad, Part 2’ (BBC America) special presentation
10:00 – ‘National Geographic Explorer’ (National Geographic) 7th season premiere
10:00 – ‘Hogs Gone Wild’ (Discovery) 1st season mid-season premiere
10:00 – ‘Parenthood’ (NBC) 2nd season finale
10:30 – ‘Dresscue Me’ (Planet Green) series premiere

Wednesday, April 20
9:00 – ‘Ghost Hunters’ (Syfy) 7th season premiere
9:00 – ‘Jesus: The Lost 40 Days’ (History) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Cold Blood’ (ID) 3rd season mid-season premiere
10:00 – ‘Hoarding: Buried Alive’ (TLC) 2nd season finale
10:30 – ‘Glamour Belles’ (Lifetime) 1st season finale
11:00 – ‘Being Erica’ (SOAPnet) 3rd season finale

Thursday, April 21
9:00 – ‘Call Me Fitz’ (DirecTV) series premiere
9:00 – ‘Royal Wedding of a Lifetime: A Tale of Two Princesses’ (Lifetime) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Archer’ (FX) 2nd season finale
10:00 – ‘Bear Whisperer’ (Animal Planet) 2nd season finale
10:00 – ‘Royal Wedding of a Lifetime: Kate’s Gown of Renown’ (Lifetime) special presentation

Friday, April 22
12:00AM – ‘Eagleheart’ (Adult Swim) 1st season finale
8:00PM – ‘Royal Wedding of a Lifetime: Feast Fit’ (Lifetime) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Girls Night Out: Superstar Women of Country’ (CBS) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Degrassi: The Next Generation’ (TeenNick) 10th season finale
9:00 – ‘Dual Survival’ (Discovery) 2nd season premiere
9:00 – ‘Talking Funny’ (HBO) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Royal Wedding of a Lifetime: A Day to Remember’ (Lifetime) special presentation
9:30 – ‘Gigantic’ (TeenNick) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Ice Pilots’ (National Geographic) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Royal Wedding of a Lifetime: The Future King & Queen’ (Lifetime) special presentation

Saturday, April 23
9:00 – ‘Cinema Verite’ (HBO) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Doctor Who’ (BBC America) 6th season premiere
9:00 – ‘Roadkill’ (Syfy) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Jon Lovitz Presents’ (Showtime) special presentation

Sunday, April 24
7:00 – ‘Charles and Di: Once Upon a Time’ (TLC) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Beyond the Blackboard’ (CBS) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Human Planet’ (Discovery) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘Untold Stories of a Royal Bridesmaid’ (TLC) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Japan Superquake’ (Discovery) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Royally Astounding: 30 Defining Days of the Monarchy’ (TLC) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Treme’ (HBO) 2nd season premiere
11:00 – ‘After Lately’ (E!) 1st season finale

Monday, April 25
10:00 – ‘Wild About Prince Harry’ (TLC) special presentation
10:30 – ‘Unleashed: K-9 Broward County’ (TLC) 1st season finale
11:30 – ‘Setup Squad’ (Logo) series premiere

Tuesday, April 26
9:00 – ‘Destination Truth’ (Syfy) 4th season finale
9:00 – ‘The Voice’ (NBC) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Marcel’s Quantum Kitchen’ (Syfy) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Top Shot’ (History) 2nd season finale
11:00 – ‘Top Shot: Behind the Bullet’ (History) special presentation

Wednesday, April 27
8:00 – ‘William & Kate: Inside the Royal Wedding’ (NBC) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Fact or Faked: Paranormal Files’ (Syfy) 2nd season mid-season finale
10:00 – ‘South Park’ (Comedy Central) 15th season premiere
10:00 – ‘Extreme Royal Collections’ (TLC) special presentation

Thursday, April 28
8:00 – ‘The Making of a Royal Wedding’ (TLC) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Countdown to the Royal Wedding’ (TLC) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Break It Down’ (National Geographic) 2nd season premiere
11:00 – ‘Son of a Gun’ (MTV) series premiere

Friday, April 29
5:00AM – ‘Royal Wedding Live Coverage’ (TLC) special presentation
8:00PM – ‘The Royal Wedding: A New Generation’ (CBS) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Kathy Griffin’s Insightful and Hilarious Take on the Royal Wedding’ (TV Guide) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Python Hunters’ (National Geographic Wedding) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Bar Karma’ (Current TV) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Fashion Police: Royal Wedding’ (E!) special presentation
10:00 – ‘FBI: Criminal Pursuit’ (ID) 2nd season finale
10:00 – ‘Say Yes to the Dress’ (TLC) 2nd season premiere

Saturday, April 30
8:00 – ‘Fight Camp 360°: Pacquiao vs. Mosley’ (CBS) special presentation
8:00 – ‘NASCAR: Richmond Cup’ (Fox) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Too Cute! Kittens’ (Animal Planet) special presentation

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He's 49. No, seriously. I mean it. It's sick. I look older than this at 34.

I’m a little bit worried about Season 12 of “Dancing with the Stars.”

As much as I love Ralph Macchio, I’m wondering what it’s going to be like to watch non-controversial stars after Kate Gosselin and Bristol Palin. No Christine O’Donnell? No Dina Lohan? No Michael Lohan? No Charlie Sheen?

In theory it’s great, but in practice it could be dull. We’ll see.

“The Bachelor” is also finally ending. And I’m happy to see “The Event” is coming back, although damned if I know how we left things.

Here’s the March schedule, as copied wholesale from the lovely and amazing AOL TV Squad:

Tuesday, March 1
8:00 – ‘The Haney Project’ (Golf) 3rd season finale
10:00 – ‘Cuff Me If You Can’ (ID) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Louis Theroux: Behind Bars’ (BBC America) special presentation

Wednesday, March 2
10:00 – ‘Hoarding: Buried Alive’ (TLC) 2nd season mid-season premiere
10:00 – ‘I Used to Be Fat’ (MTV) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘I’m Alive’ (Animal Planet) 2nd season premiere

Thursday, March 3
9:00 – ‘Police Women of Cincinnati’ (TLC) 5th season finale
10:00 – ‘Babies Behind Bars: I’m a Dangerous Criminal’ (TLC) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Beyond Scared Straight’ (A&E) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Ice Brigade’ (Food) series premiere

Friday, March 4
8:00 – ’42nd NAACP Image Awards’ (FOX) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Beast Hunter’ (National Geographic) series premiere
9:00 – ‘The Injustice Files’ (ID) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘American Loggers’ (Discovery) 3rd season premiere
11:00 – ‘VH1 Unplugged: Adele’ (VH1) special presentation

Saturday, March 5
6:00 – ‘Auction Packed’ (National Geographic) 1st season finale
8:00 – ‘NCAA Basketball: Duke @ UNC’ (CBS) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Bellator Fighting Championships’ (MTV2) 4th season premiere

Sunday, March 6
7:00 – ‘Ruby: My Naked Truth’ (Style) special presentation
8:00 – ‘America’s Next Great Restaurant’ (NBC) series premiere
8:00 – ‘Basketball Wives’ (VH1) 2nd season finale
8:00 – ‘The Family Crews’ (BET) 2nd season premiere
8:00 – ‘Ruby’ (Style) 4th season premiere
8:00 – ‘Secret Millionaire’ (ABC) 2nd season premiere
9:00 – ‘Army Wives’ (Lifetime) 5th season premiere
9:00 – ‘Cake Boss: Baby Special’ (TLC) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ (NBC) 11th season premiere
9:00 – ‘Daniel Tosh: Happy Thoughts’ (Comedy Central) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Love & Hip-Hop’ (VH1) series premiere
9:00 – ‘River Monsters: The Giants’ (Animal Planet) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Ask Oprah’s All-Stars #4’ (OWN) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Breakout Kings’ (A&E) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Coming Home’ (Lifetime) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Heavily Ever After: Time to Climb the Stairs’ (TLC) special presentation
10:00 – ‘The Real Housewives of Orange County’ (Bravo) 6th season premiere
10:00 – ‘Taking on Tyson’ (Animal Planet) series premiere
11:00 – ‘Heavily Ever After: Dog Days’ (TLC) special presentation

Monday, March 7
8:00 – ‘The Event’ (NBC) 1st season mid-season premiere
8:00 – ‘Too Fat for 15’ (Style) 2nd season premiere
8:00 – ‘World’s Weirdest: Freaks in the Ocean’ (National Geographic Wild) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Greek’ (ABC Family) series finale
9:00 – ‘He Loves Me’ (Lifetime) special presentation
9:00 – ‘World’s Weirdest: Freaks on Land’ (National Geographic Wild) special presentation
10:00 – ‘All About Aubrey’ (Oxygen) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Stargate Universe’ (Syfy) 2nd season mid-season premiere
10:00 – ‘World’s Weirdest: Freaks of the Sky’ (National Geographic Wild) special presentation

Tuesday, March 8
7:00 – ‘Pitchmen’ (Discovery) 2nd season finale
9:00 – ‘Cupcake Wars’ (Food) 2nd season finale
9:00 – ‘Dirty Jobs’ (Discovery) 7th season finale
10:00 – ‘Crimes Against Nature’ (National Geographic Wild) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Louis Theroux: Johannesburg’ (BBC America) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Southland’ (TNT) 3rd season finale
10:00 – ‘Tiniest Tween: Kenadie’s Story’ (TLC) special presentation
10:00 – ‘White Collar’ (USA) 2nd season finale
11:00 – ‘Character Approved: Honoring 12 Cultural Trailblazers’ (USA) special presentation

Wednesday, March 9
10:00 – ‘Greatest Tank Battles’ (Military) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Nothing Personal’ (ID) series premiere
10:00 – ‘The Real World’ (MTV) 25th season premiere

Thursday, March 10
9:00 – ‘My Big Redneck Wedding: My Big Redneck Intervention’ (CMT) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Taxidermy USA’ (TLC) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Polar Bear: Spy on the Ice’ (Animal Planet) special presentation

Friday, March 11
12:00 – ‘FBI: Criminal Pursuit’ (ID) series premiere
8:00 – ‘The Defenders’ (CBS) 1st season finale
8:00 – ‘Fish Warrior’ (National Geographic) 2nd season premiere
9:00 – ‘Fatal Attractions’ (Animal Planet) 2nd season finale
9:00 – ‘Ask Oprah’s All-Stars #5’ (OWN) special presentation
10:00 – ‘FBI: Criminal Pursuit’ (ID) 1st season finale

Saturday, March 12
12:00AM – ‘Mash Up’ (Comedy Central) special presentation
8:00PM – ‘Best Player’ (Nickelodeon) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Rascal Flatts: Nothing Like This [Presented by JC Penney] (ABC) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Battle of Los Angeles’ (Syfy) special presentation
10:00 – ‘An Idiot Abroad’ (Science) 1st season finale
11:00 – ‘Norm MacDonald: Me Doing Stand-Up’ (Comedy Central) special presentation

Sunday, March 13
8:00 – ‘Basketball Wives: Reunion’ (VH1) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2’ (ABC Family) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Brick City’ (Sundance) 2nd season finale
9:00 – ‘Sister Wives’ (TLC) 2nd season premiere

Monday, March 14
8:00 – ‘The Bachelor’ (ABC) 15th season finale
9:00 – ‘Wedding Wars’ (VH1) series premiere
9:00 – ‘Wild Case Files’ (National Geographic Wild) series premiere
9:30 – ‘Outrageous Kid Parties’ (TLC) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘The Bachelor: After the Final Rose’ (ABC) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Beverly Hills Fabulous’ (VH1) series premiere

Tuesday, March 15
8:00 – ‘Onion SportsDome’ (Comedy Central) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best?’ (WE) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘V’ (ABC) 2nd season finale
9:30 – ‘Pipe Dream’ (Golf) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘African Hunting Holiday with Louis Theroux’ (BBC America) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Detroit 1-8-7’ (ABC) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Hard Time’ (National Geographic) 1st season finale

Wednesday, March 16
9:00 – ‘Nazi Hunters’ (National Geographic) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Face Off’ (Syfy) 1st season finale
10:30 – ‘Storage Wars’ (A&E) 2nd season premiere

Thursday, March 17
12:00AM – ‘6th Annual MTVU Woodie Awards’ (MTV) special presentation
7:00PM – ‘NCAA Basketball Championship [1st Round] (CBS) special presentation
7:00 – ‘Destination Truth: Life from Ireland – The Search for the Banshee Ghost’ (Syfy) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Bear Woman’ (Animal Planet) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Manhunters: Fugitive Task Force’ (A&E) 3rd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Ultimate Factories’ (National Geographic) 1st season finale

Friday, March 18
7:00 – ‘NCAA Basketball Championship [1st round]’ (CBS) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Supernanny’ (ABC) series finale
9:00 – ‘Flying Wild Alaska’ (Discovery) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Confessions: Animal Hoarding’ (Animal Planet) 1st season finale

Saturday, March 19
1:00 – ‘NCAA Basketball Championship [2nd round] (CBS) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Must Love Cats’ (Animal Planet) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘Time After Time’ (Hallmark) special presentation
10:00 – ‘The Pee-Wee Herman Show on Broadway’ (HBO) special presentation

Sunday, March 20
9:00 – ‘Big Love’ (HBO) series finale
9:00 – ‘My Fair Wedding’ (WE) 4th season finale
10:00 – ‘Ultimate Cleaners’ (TLC) special presentation
11:00 – ‘Rich Bride, Poor Bride’ (WE) 5th season finale

Monday, March 21
8:00 – ‘Dancing with the Stars’ (ABC) 12th season premiere
8:00 – ‘Inside Nature’s Giants: Elephants’ (National Geographic Wild) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Pretty Little Liars’ (ABC Family) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘Intervention’ (A&E) 10th season finale
9:00 – ‘Triangle: Remembering the Fire’ (HBO) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Rip the Runway’ (BET) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Skins’ (MTV) 1st season finale
10:20 – ‘James May’s Road Trip’ (BBC America) special presentation

Tuesday, March 22
9:00 – ‘Best in Film: The Greatest Movies of Our Time’ (ABC) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Destination Truth’ (Syfy) 4th season mid-season premiere
10:00 – ‘Big Brian: The Fortune Seller’ (TruTV) series premiere
10:00 – ‘The Fabulous Beekman Boys’ (Planet Green) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Marcel’s Quantum Kitchen’ (Syfy) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Our America with Lisa Ling’ (OWN) 1st season finale

Wednesday, March 23
8:00 – ‘Campus PD’ (G4) 3rd season finale
9:00 – ‘Four of a Kind’ (Lifetime) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Fact or Faked: Paranormal Files’ (Syfy) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Glamour Belles’ (Lifetime) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Hot in Cleveland’ (TV Land) 2nd season mid-season finale
10:30 – ‘Retired at 35’ (TV Land) 1st season finale

Thursday, March 24
7:00 – ‘NCAA Basketball Championship [Regional Semifinal – Double Header] (CBS) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Naked Science’ (National Geographic) 9th season finale
9:00 – ‘Man vs. Wild’ (Discovery) 6th season finale
9:00 – ‘Selling New York’ (HGTV) 2nd season finale
10:00 – ‘Fairly Legal’ (USA) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Jersey Shore’ (MTV) 3rd season finale
10:00 – ‘Sins and Secrets’ (ID) 1st season finale
11:00 – ‘The Hard Times of RJ Berger’ (MTV) 2nd season premiere

Friday, March 25
12:00AM – ‘John Oliver’s New York Stand-Up Show’ (Comedy Central) 2nd season premiere
7:00PM – ‘NCAA Basketball Championship [Regional Semifinal – Double Header] (CBS) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Fish Warrior’ (National Geographic) 2nd season finale
8:00 – ‘Shark Tank’ (ABC) 2nd season premiere
8:00 – ‘The Suite Life on Deck: The Suite Life Movie’ (Disney) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Beast Hunter’ (National Geographic) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Onion News Network’ (IFC) 1st season finale

Saturday, March 26
12:00AM – ‘Funny or Die Presents’ (HBO) 2nd season finale
4:30PM – ‘NCAA Basketball Championship [Regional Final – Double Header] (CBS) special presentation
7:30 – ‘Candice Tells All’ (HGTV) 1st season finale
8:00 – ‘Dear Genevieve’ (HGTV) 4th season finale
8:00 – ‘It’s Me or the Dog’ (Animal Planet) 3rd season mid-season premiere
8:30 – ‘Cash & Cari’ (HGTV) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘Scream of the Banshee’ (Syfy) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Greg Giraldo Tribute’ (Comedy Central) special presentation

Sunday, March 27
9:00 – ‘Alaska State Troopers’ (National Geographic) 2nd season finale
9:00 – ‘Californication’ (Showtime) 4th season finale
9:00 – ‘Mildred Pierce’ (HBO) mini-series premiere
10:00 – ‘The Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump’ (Comedy Central) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Shameless’ (Showtime) 1st season finale

Monday, March 28
8:00 – ‘Home Takeover with Simon & Tomas’ (OWN) series premiere
8:00 – ‘The Secret Life of the American Teenager’ (ABC Family) 3rd season mid-season premiere
9:00 – ‘Royal Wedding of a Lifetime: William & Kate, a Love Story’ (Lifetime) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Make It or Break It’ (ABC Family) 2nd season mid-season premiere
10:00 – ‘Nurse Jackie’ (Showtime) 3rd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Royal Wedding of a Lifetime: A Tale of Two Princesses’ (Lifetime) special presentation
10:30 – ‘United States of Tara’ (Showtime) 3rd season premiere

Tuesday, March 29
9:00 – ‘Breaking Down the Bars’ (OWN) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Addicted to Food’ (OWN) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Body of Proof’ (ABC) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Modern Monarchy: Dos & Don’ts’ (BBC America) special presentation

Wednesday, March 30
9:00 – ‘The Ultimate Fighter’ (Spike) 13th season premiere
10:00 – ‘Coal’ (Spike) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Tyler Perry’s House of Payne’ (TBS) 7th season premiere

Thursday, March 31
9:00 – ‘Mobbed’ (FOX) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Swamp People’ (History) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Bear Woman’ (Animal Planet) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Jersey Shore: Reunion Special’ (MTV) special presentation

I'm feeling very Andrea about this coming season of "Survivor."

I’m really liking “American Idol” Season 10. I hated last season. Hated. As in, actually stopped watching. I usually threaten to stop watching at least once a season, but Season 9 was the only time I ever followed through. No one should’ve won. This season, I like some people already and I love Steven Tyler.

Anyway, I bring it up because “Survivor: Redemption Island” is starting Feb. 16 and it’s going to go up against “Idol” on Wednesday nights. I’m worried. On top of that, “America’s Next Top Model” is starting Wednesday, Feb. 23. My DVR can only tape two shows, and I have to be watching one of them. So one of these three shows will have to be voted off my DVR.

Cowboy up!

Oh and “The Amazing Race” is back on Sunday, Feb. 20. I always have to remind myself that I care about that show. All-stars this time.

Here’s the list of February premieres and finales, as copied wholesale from the lovely and amazing AOL TV Squad:
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Tuesday, February 1
9:00 – ‘Dangerous Encounters’ (National Geographic Wild) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘Hard Time’ (National Geographic) series premiere
9:00 – ‘Million Dollar Money Drop’ (FOX) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘Seriously Funny Kids’ (Lifetime) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Auction Kings’ (Discovery) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Behind Bars’ (ID) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Cherry Goes Drinking’ (BBC America) special presentation
10:00 – ‘One Born Every Minute’ (Lifetime) series premiere
10:00 – ‘The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Reunion, Part 2’ (Bravo) special presentation

Wednesday, February 2
8:00 – ‘Howe & Howe Tech’ (Discovery) 2nd season finale
10:00 – ‘E! True Hollywood Story: Kate Gosselin’ (E!) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Wild Justice’ (National Geographic) 1st season finale

Thursday, February 3
9:00 – ‘Million Dollar Listing’ (Bravo) 4th season premiere
10:00 – ‘Beyond Scared Straight’ (A&E) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Brad Meltzer’s Decoded’ (History) 1st season finale

Friday, February 4
12:00AM – ‘Eagleheart’ (Cartoon Network) series premiere
7:30PM – ‘Ben 10: Ultimate Alien’ (Cartoon Network) 2nd season premiere
8:00 – ‘Dog Whisperer’ (National Geographic) 7th season finale
8:00 – ‘Generator Rex’ (Cartoon Network) 2nd season premiere
8:00 – ‘Who Do You Think You Are?’ (NBC) 2nd season premiere
9:00 – ‘Super Bowl’s Greatest Commercials’ (CBS) special presentation
9:00 – ‘How It’s Made’ (Science) 9th season finale
9:00 – ‘A Valentine’s Date’ (Hallmark) special presentation
10:30 – ‘Inside the Vault’ (WGN) series premiere

Saturday, February 5
8:00 – ‘It’s Me or the Dog’ (Animal Planet) 3rd season mid-season finale
9:00 – ‘Billy Gardell: Halftime’ (Comedy Central) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Smooch’ (Hallmark) special presentation
10:00 – ‘CMT Crossroads: The Pretenders and Faith Hill Live from Pepsi Super Bowl Fan Jam’ (CMT) special presentation

Sunday, February 6
3:00 – ‘Puppy Bowl VII’ (Animal Planet) special presentation
6:00 – ‘Super Bowl XLV’ (FOX) special presentation
10:30 – ‘Glee’ (FOX) special presentation

Monday, February 7
7:00 – ‘Inside the Actors Studio: Colin Firth’ (Bravo) special presentation
8:00 – ‘The Unpoppables’ (TLC) series premiere
9:00 – ‘American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior’ (Discovery) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘The Chicago Code’ (FOX) series premiere
9:00 – ‘Reagan’ (HBO) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Top Gear [UK]’ (BBC America) 16th season premiere
10:00 – ‘Lizard Lick Towing’ (TruTV) series premiere
10:00 – ‘My Life Is a Zoo’ (National Geographic Wild) 1st season finale

Tuesday, February 8
9:00 – ‘Only in America with Larry the Cable Guy’ (History) series premiere
9:30 – ‘Traffic Light’ (FOX) series premiere
10:00 – ‘1000 Ways to Die’ (Spike) 4th season premiere
10:00 – ‘Hardcore Pawn’ (TruTV) 2nd season finale
10:00 – ‘The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: The Lost Footage’ (Bravo) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Top Shot’ (History) 2nd season premiere
11:00 – ‘My Life as Liz’ (MTV) 2nd season premiere

Wednesday, February 9
8:00 – ‘Live to Dance’ (CBS) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘Chasing Justice with Dan Abrams’ (ID) 2nd season premiere
9:00 – ‘Friday Night Lights’ (DirecTV) series finale
9:00 – ‘Human Target’ (FOX) 2nd season finale
9:00 – ‘Inside the NFL’ (Showtime) 34th season finale
9:30 – ‘Mr. Sunshine’ (ABC) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Best of Pride Fighting Championships’ (Spike) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Justified’ (FX) 2nd season premiere
10:30 – ‘Storage Wars’ (A&E) 1st season finale

Thursday, February 10
10:00 – ‘Nightmare Next Door’ (ID) 1st season finale

Friday, February 11
9:00 – ‘Auction Packed’ (National Geographic) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Bar Karma’ (Current) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Ghostly Lovers’ (Travel) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Twisted’ (ID) 2nd season finale

Saturday, February 12
8:00 – ‘NASCAR 2011: Bud Shootout’ (FOX) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Must Love Cats’ (Animal Planet) series premiere
9:00 – ‘Accidentally in Love’ (Hallmark) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Iron Invader’ (Syfy) special presentation
9:00 – ‘The Sunset Limited’ (HBO) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Boomtown’ (Planet Green) 1st season finale

Sunday, February 13
8:00 – ‘The British Academy Film Awards’ (BBC America) special presentation
8:00 – ‘The 53rd Annual Grammy Awards’ (CBS) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Beyond I Have a Dream’ (Nickelodeon) special presentation
9:00 – ‘The Queen’ (TLC) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Fatal Attractions’ (Animal Planet) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘On the Case with Paula Zahn’ (ID) 3rd season finale
10:00 – ‘The Real Housewives of Atlanta: Reunion, Part 1’ (Bravo) special presentation

Monday, February 14
8:00 – ‘135th Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show’ (USA) special presentation
8:30 – ‘Mad Love’ (CBS) series premiere
9:00 – ‘American Pickers’ (History) 2nd season finale
9:00 – ‘When Strangers Click: Five Stories from the Internet’ (HBO2) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Searching For…’ (OWN) series premiere

Tuesday, February 15
8:00 – ‘I, Predator’ (Animal Planet) 1st season finale
8:00 – ‘Jump City: Seattle’ (G4) series premiere
8:00 – ‘135th Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show’ (USA) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Breaking Down the Bars’ (OWN) series premiere
9:00 – ‘Ramsay’s Best Restaurant’ (BBC America) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Dinner Party from Hell: Producers Cut (Bravo) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Crimes Against Nature’ (National Geographic Wild) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Our America with Lisa Ling’ (OWN) series premiere
10:00 – ‘The Real Housewives of New York City’ (Bravo) 4th season premiere

Wednesday, February 16
8:00 – ‘Survivor’ (CBS) 22nd season premiere
9:00 – ‘Ghost Hunters International’ (Syfy) 2nd season mid-season finale
9:00 – ‘Quadrangle’ (HBO2) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior’ (CBS) series premiere

Thursday, February 17
8:30 – ‘$#*! My Dad Says’ (CBS) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘The Battle for Marjah’ (HBO) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Man vs. Wild’ (Discovery) 6th season premiere
10:00 – ‘Out of the Wild: Venezuela’ (Discovery) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Sins and Secrets’ (ID) series premiere

Friday, February 18
8:00 – ‘WWE SmackDown’ (Syfy) 600th episode
9:00 – ‘The Injustice Files’ (ID) series premiere
9:00 – ‘Your OWN Show: Oprah’s Search for the Next TV Star’ (OWN) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Gold Rush Alaska’ (Discovery) 1st season finale

Saturday, February 19
8:00 – ‘Craig Ferguson: Does This Need to Be Said?’ (Epix) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Primeval’ (BBC America) 4th season finale
9:00 – ‘Being Human [UK]’ (BBC America) 3rd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Patrice O’Neal: Elephant in the Room’ (Comedy Central) special presentation
11:00 – ‘Eddie Griffin: You Can Tell ‘Em I Said It’ (Comedy Central) special presentation

Sunday, February 20
8:00 – ‘The Amazing Race’ (CBS) 18th season premiere
8:00 – ‘Good Luck Charlie’ (Disney) 2nd season premiere
8:00 – ‘Secret Service Files’ (National Geographic) series premiere
9:00 – ‘Saturday Night Live Backstage’ (NBC) special presentation
9:00 – ‘600 Pound Mom’ (TLC) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Worst Cooks in America’ (Food) 2nd season finale
9:30 – ‘Episodes’ (Showtime) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Obama in Ghana’ (BET) special presentation
10:00 – ‘The Man Who Lost His Face’ (TLC) special presentation

Monday, February 21
8:00 – ‘Blue-Collar Dogs’ (National Geographic Wild) series premiere
8:00 – ‘World’s Deadliest Towns’ (Animal Planet) series premiere
8:30 – ‘The Unpoppables’ (TLC) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘Amanda Knox: Murder on Trial in Italy’ (Lifetime) special presentation
9:00 – ‘The BET Honors’ (BET) special presentation
9:00 – ‘The Cape’ (NBC) 1st season mid-season finale
9:00 – ‘It’s Good to Be President’ (History) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Secret Service Files’ (National Geographic) 1st season finale
11:00 – ‘Beyond the Headlines: The Amanda Knox Story’ (Lifetime) special presentation

Tuesday, February 22
10:00 – ‘Behind Bars’ (ID) 1st season finale

Wednesday, February 23
8:00 – ‘America’s Next Top Model’ (CW) 16th season premiere
9:00 – ‘Four of a Kind’ (Lifetime) series premiere
9:00 – ‘Ghost Hunters’ (Syfy) 7th season premiere
9:00 – ‘Shedding for the Wedding’ (CW) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Glamour Belles’ (Lifetime) series premiere
10:00 – ‘James Ellroy’s LA: City of Demons’ (ID) 1st season finale
10:30 – ‘The Traveler’s Guide to Life’ (Travel) 1st season finale

Thursday, February 24
9:00 – ‘Royal Pains’ (USA) 2nd season finale
9:00 – ‘Thurgood’ (HBO) special presentation

Friday, February 25
7:00 – ‘Hall of Game Awards’ (Cartoon Network) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Spartacus: Gods of the Arena’ (Starz) series finale
10:30 – ‘Portlandia’ (IFC) 1st season finale
11:00 – ‘Camelot’ (Starz) series premiere

Saturday, February 26
9:00 – ‘Area 51’ (Syfy) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Secrets from a Stylist’ (HGTV) series premiere
10:00 – ‘2011 Film Independent Spirit Awards’ (IFC) special presentation

Sunday, February 27
7:00 – ‘Oscar’s Red Carpet Live’ (ABC) special presentation
8:30 – ‘The 83rd Annual Academy Awards’ (ABC) special presentation

Monday, February 28
8:00 – ‘The Event: Recap Special’ (NBC) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Zeke and Luther’ (Disney XD) 3rd season premiere
9:00 – ‘The Event’ (NBC) 1st season mid-season premiere
10:00 – ‘Bethenny Ever After’ (Bravo) 2nd season premiere
10:30 – ‘Stalked: Someone’s Watching’ (ID) 1st season finale

If a girl wants a rose, she should just clip the bushes behind Brad and Chris. Done.

It’s a good thing I do nothing but watch TV. It’s not always a good thing, but from January-March it’s pretty grand.

AOL’s lovely and amazing TV Squad just unleashed its list of Winter/Spring 2011 season premieres. All the good stuff is coming back. (Except for “Project Runway” Season 9. Where the eff is it?)

Plan your life accordingly:

Saturday, January 1
‘Primeval’* at 10PM on BBC America
‘Candice Tells All’* at 8PM on HGTV
‘Dear Genevieve’* at 8:30PM on HGTV

Sunday, January 2
‘America’s Funniest Home Videos’ at 7PM on ABC
‘Extreme Makeover: Home Edition’ at 8PM on ABC
‘CSI: Miami’# at 8PM on CBS
‘Desperate Housewives’ at 9PM on ABC
‘Worst Cooks in America’* at 9PM on Food Network
‘What Chilli Wants’*# at 9PM on VH1
‘My Fair Wedding With David Tutera’* at 9PM on We
‘Brothers & Sisters’ at 10PM on ABC
‘Rich Bride, Poor Bride’* at 10PM on We

Monday, January 3
‘The Bachelor’* at 8PM on ABC (Gina’s note: Visit Wetpaint’s Bachelor site for my ramblings on the show, plus news, gossip, spoilers and stuff worth reading)

‘How I Met Your Mother’ at 8PM on CBS
‘Antiques Roadshow’ at 8PM on PBS
‘Pretty Little Liars’* at 8PM on ABC Family
‘Adventure Time’ and ‘Regular Show’ at 8PM on Cartoon Network
‘Rules of Engagement’ at 8:30PM on CBS (moves to Thursdays in February)
‘Robotomy’ at 8:45PM on Cartoon Network
‘Two and a Half Men’ at 9PM on CBS
‘Greek’* at 9PM on ABC Family
‘Mike & Molly’ at 9:30PM on CBS
‘Castle’ at 10PM on ABC
‘Hawaii Five-O’ at 10PM on CBS
‘Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives’* at 10PM on Food Network
‘Disappeared’ at 10PM on ID

Tuesday, January 4
‘No Ordinary Family’ at 8PM on ABC
‘Million Dollar Money Drop’ at 8PM on FOX
‘The Biggest Loser’* at 8PM on NBC
‘V’* at 9PM on ABC
‘Detroit 1-8-7’ at 10PM on ABC
‘Parenthood’ at 10PM on NBC
‘Independent Lens’ at 10PM on PBS
‘Chopped’* at 10PM on Food Network

Wednesday, January 5
‘The Middle’ at 8PM on ABC
‘Human Target’ at 8PM on FOX (Moves to 9PM on Jan. 26)
‘Minute to Win It’ at 8PM on NBC
‘How & Howe Tech’# at 8PM on Discovery
‘Better With You’ at 8:30PM on ABC
‘Modern Family’ at 9PM on ABC
‘Friday Night Lights’ at 9PM on DirecTV Channel 101
‘Ghost Hunters International’* at 9PM on SyFy
‘Tyler Perry’s House of Payne’ at 9PM on TBS
‘Cougar Town’ at 9:30PM on ABC (replaced by new series ‘Mr. Sunshine’ in February)
‘Law & Order: SVU’# at 10PM on NBC
‘Are We There Yet?’* at 10PM on TBS

Thursday, January 6
‘Wipeout’* at 8PM on ABC
‘The Big Bang Theory’ at 8PM on CBS
‘$–! My Dad Says’ at 8:30PM on CBS (‘Rules of Engagement’ moves to this slot on Feb. 24)
‘Grey’s Anatomy’ at 9PM on ABC
‘CSI’ at 9PM on CBS
‘Private Practice’ at 10PM on ABC
‘The Mentalist’ at 10PM on CBS
‘This Old House Hour’# at 10PM on PBS
‘Selling New York’* at 10PM on HGTV
‘Jersey Shore’* at 10PM on MTV
‘Ace of Cakes’* at 10PM on Food Network

Friday, January 7
‘Supernanny’ at 8PM on ABC
‘Medium’ at 8PM on CBS
‘Primetime: What Would You Do?’ at 9PM on ABC
‘CSI: New York’ at 9PM on CBS
‘Confessions: Animal Hoarding’ at 10PM on Animal Planet
‘Star Wars: The Clone Wars’# at 8:30PM on Cartoon Network
‘Say Yes to the Dress’* at 9PM on TLC
‘Twisted’* at 10PM on ID
‘Merlin’* at 10PM on SyFy
‘Four Weddings’* at 10PM on TLC

Saturday, January 8
‘It’s Me or the Dog’* at 8PM on Animal Planet
‘Austin City Limits’ at 9PM on PBS

Sunday, January 9
‘The Simpsons’ at 8PM on FOX
‘Nature’ at 8PM on PBS
‘Food Network Challenge’* at 8PM on Food Network
‘Family Guy’ at 9PM on FOX
‘Masterpiece’ at 9PM on PBS
‘Kimora: Life in the Fab Lane’* at 9PM on Style
‘The Cleveland Show’# at 9:30 on FOX
‘Iron Chef America’* at 10PM on FOX
‘Alaska State Troopers’ at 10PM on NatGeo
‘Californication’*# at 10PM on Showtime
‘The Dish’*# at 10PM on Style
‘Robot Chicken’ at 11:45 PM on Adult Swim

Monday, January 10
‘Lie to Me’ at 9PM on FOX
‘The Bad Girls Club’*# at 9PM on Oxygen
‘You’re Cut Off’* at 9PM on VH1

Tuesday, January 11
‘NCIS’ at 8PM on CBS
‘Nova’* at 8PM on PBS
‘NCIS: Los Angeles’ at 9PM on CBS
‘Frontline’ at 9PM on PBS
‘The Good Wife’ at 10PM on CBS
‘The Game’* at 10PM on BET (previously on CW)
‘Tosh.0’*# at 10PM on Comedy Central
‘Teen Mom’* at 10PM on MTV
‘Southland’* at 10PM on TNT

Wednesday, January 12
‘Criminal Minds’ at 9PM on CBS
‘Chase’# at 9PM on NBC
‘Defenders’ at 10PM on CBS (moves to Fridays at 8PM starting Feb. 11)

Thursday, January 13
‘Naked Science’*# at 8PM on NatGeo

Friday, January 14
‘The Ricky Gervais Show’* at 9PM on HBO
‘Real Time With Bill Maher’* at 10PM on HBO

Sunday, January 16
‘American Dad’# at 7:30PM on FOX
‘Big Love’* at 9PM on HBO

Monday, January 17
‘Chuck’ at 8PM on NBC
‘House’ at 8PM on FOX
‘Explorer’ at 10PM on NatGeo

Tuesday, January 18
‘Life Unexpected’ at 9PM on CW
‘White Collar’* at 10PM on USA

Wednesday, January 19
‘Blue Bloods’# at 10PM on CBS (until Feb. 9)
‘American Idol’* at 8PM on FOX
‘Hot in Cleveland’* at 10PM on TV Land

Thursday, January 20
‘Community’ at 8PM on NBC
‘American Idol’ at 8PM on FOX
‘The Office’ at 9PM on NBC
‘Bones’# at 9PM on FOX
‘Parks & Recreation’* at 9:30 on NBC
’30 Rock’# at 10PM on NBC
‘Royal Pains’* at 10PM on USA
‘Outsourced’* at 10:30PM on NBC

Friday, January 21
‘Kitchen Nightmares’*# at 8PM on FOX
‘Fringe’# at 9PM on FOX
‘My Big Redneck Wedding’* at 9:30 on CMT (moves to 9PM starting Feb. 4)

Sunday, January 23
‘Holly’s World’* at 10:30PM on E!

Monday, January 24
‘90210’ at 8PM on CW
‘Gossip Girl’ at 9PM on CW
‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’* at 9PM on LOGO

Tuesday, January 25
‘One Tree Hill’ at 8PM on CW

Wednesday, January 26
‘Clean House’* at 10PM on Style

Thursday, January 27
‘The Vampire Diaries’ at 8PM on CW
‘Nikita’ at 9PM on CW
‘Archer’* at 10PM on FX

Friday, January 28
‘Smallville’ at 8PM on CW
‘Supernatural’ at 8PM on CW

Monday, January 31
‘Donald J. Trump’s Wonderful World of Golf’* at 9PM on Golf Channel

Tuesday, February 1
‘Million Dollar Listing’* at 10PM on Bravo

Friday, February 4
‘Who Do You Think You Are?’* at 8PM on NBC

Tuesday, February 8
‘Glee’ at 8PM on FOX (with preview on the 6th and special episode after the Super Bowl)
‘Raising Hope’ at 9PM on FOX
‘Law & Order: Los Angeles’# at 10PM on NBC

Wednesday, February 9
‘Justified’# at 10PM on FX

Wednesday, February 16
‘Survivor’* at 8PM on CBS

Thursday, February 17
‘Man vs. Wild’*# at 9PM on Discovery

Sunday, February 20
‘The Amazing Race’* at 8PM on CBS

Wednesday, February 23
‘America’s Next Top Model’* — at 8PM on CW
‘Ghost Hunters’* — at 9PM on SyFy

Friday, February 25
‘American Loggers’* at 10PM on Discovery

Monday, February 28
‘The Event’ at 9PM on NBC

Sunday, March 6
‘The Marriage Ref’*# at 8PM on NBC
‘The Apprentice’*# at 9PM on NBC
‘Ruby’* at 8PM on Style

Monday, March 7
‘Too Fat for 15: Fighting Back’* at 8PM on Style

Wednesday, April 27
‘South Park’* at 10PM on Comedy Central

Which one of the Nicarugrats will win Season 21 of "Survivor"? Check out my spoilers and find out.

I’m on the road right now. You don’t have to care. I only mention it because I missed tonight’s “America’s Next Top Model” Cycle 15 finale (as if anyone but Ann Ward was ever going to win) and the big “Survivor: Nicaragua” double quit.

(No, NaOnka and Kelly Purple should not be allowed on the jury. Janu never should’ve been allowed on the jury back on “Palau,” either. There needs to be some kind of penalty for quitters. Check out my “Survivor” spoilers for all kinds of fun intel.)

Anyway, here is the December TV schedule, as copied wholesale from the lovely and amazing AOL TV Squad:

Wednesday, December 1
7:30 – ‘The Other City’ (Showtime) special presentation
8:00 – ‘America’s Next Top Model’ (CW) 15th season finale
8:00 – ‘Bell’aria: Live from Las Vegas’ (PBS) special presentation
9:00 – ‘The President’s Book of Secrets’ (History) special presentation
9:00 – ‘I Love Money’ (VH1) 4th season finale
9:00 – ‘Storm Chasers: 2010 Behind the Storm’ (Discovery) special presentation
10:00 – ‘The Arrangement’ (Logo) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Celebrity Life Coach’ (Biography) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew’ (VH1) 4th season premiere
10:00 – ‘E! Entertainment Special: Taylor Swift’ (E!) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Food Truck Paradise’ (Travel) special presentation
10:00 – ‘The Grammy Nominations Concert Live! – Countdown to Music’s Biggest Night’ (CBS) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Housebound: Trapped Inside’ (TLC) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Storage Wars’ (A&E) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Storm Chasers’ (Discovery) 4th season finale
10:00 – ‘Terriers’ (FX) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Top Chef’ (Bravo) 8th season premiere
10:30 – ‘Very Bad Men’ (ID) 1st season finale

Thursday, December 2
8:00 – ‘Santa Claus Is Comin’ to Town’ (ABC) special re-presentation
8:00 – ‘The Santa Suit’ (Hallmark) special presentation
8:00 – ‘The This Old House Hour: The Best of Ask This Old House’ (PBS) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Thursday Night College Football’ (ESPN) 14th season finale
9:00 – ‘America’s Home Cooking: Chocolate’ (PBS) special presentation
9:00 – ‘The Kennedy Detail’ (Discovery) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Brad Meltzer’s Decoded’ (History) series premiere

Friday, December 3
8:00 – ‘CMT Artists of the Year’ (CMT) special presentation
8:00 – ‘A Walk in My shoes’ (NBC) special presentation
8:30 – ‘Generator Rex’ (Cartoon Network) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘CSI: New York’ (CBS) 150th episode
9:30 – ‘Change Your Home & Life! with Natalie Weinstein’ (PBS) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Deadly Descent’ (Science) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Dean of Invention’ (Planet Green) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Gold Rush: Alaska’ (Discovery) series premiere
10:00 – ‘The Soup’ (E!) 300th episode

Saturday, December 4
8:00 – ‘Big Time Rush: Big Time Christmas’ (Nickelodeon) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Celebrity Holiday Homes’ (HGTV) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Celtic Crossroads: Word Fusion’ (PBS) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Evan Almighty’ (CBS) theatrical presentation
8:00 – ‘FBI’s 10 Most Wanted’ (Discovery) special presentation
8:30 – ‘Saturday Night College Football’ (ABC) 5th season finale
9:00 – ‘The Christmas Blessing’ (Lifetime) special re-representation
9:00 – ‘Farewell, Mr. Kringle’ (Hallmark) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End’ (Syfy) theatrical presentation
9:00 – ‘The Ultimate Fighter’ (Spike) 12th season finale
9:00 – ‘A Very School Gyrls Holla-Day’ (Nickelodeon) special presentation
9:30 – ‘Albert King with Stevie Ray Vaughan in Session’ (PBS) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Get Out Alive’ (Discovery) series premiere
10:00 – ‘ID Investigates: For the Love of Money’ (ID) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Colony’ (Planet Green) special presentation

Sunday, December 5
7:00 – ‘Holiday Switch’ (Lifetime) special re-presentation
8:00 – ‘When Vacations Attack’ (Travel) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Boardwalk Empire’ (HBO) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘Gene Simmons Family Jewels’ (A&E) 6th season premiere
9:00 – ‘The Golden Compass’ (Syfy) theatrical presentation
9:00 – ‘Holmes for the Holidays’ (HGTV) special presentation
9:00 – ‘IRT: Deadliest Roads’ (History) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘Unanswered Prayers’ (Lifetime) special re-presentation
9:00 – ‘The USO Presents: VH1 Divas Salute the Troops’ (VH1) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Bama Belles’ (TLC) series premiere
10:00 – ‘The Beatles: From Liverpool to San Francisco’ (BBC America) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Comedy Central’s Hot List’ (Comedy Central) special presentation
10:00 – ‘CSI: Miami’ (CBS) 200th episode
10:00 – ‘The Hasselhoffs’ (A&E) series premiere
10:00 – ‘I Survived … Beyond & Back’ (Biography) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Red Riding: 1980’ (Sundance) special presentation
10:00 – ‘The Walking Dead’ (AMC) 1st season finale
11:00 – ‘Brandy & Ray J: A Family Business’ (VH1) 2nd season premiere

Monday, December 6
12:00am – ‘Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!: Chrimbus Special’ (Adult Swim) special presentation
8:00pm – ‘American Country Awards’ (Fox) special presentation
8:00 – ‘The Sing-Off’ (NBC) 2nd season premiere
8:30 – ‘Little People Big World’ (TLC) series finale
9:00 – ‘Big Cat Odyssey’ (National Geographic Wild) special presentation
9:00 – ‘The Closer’ (TNT) 6th season mid-season premiere
9:00 – ‘Get Out Alive’ (Discovery) series premiere
9:00 – ‘National Treasure’ (Syfy) theatrical presentation
9:00 – ‘Next Great Baker’ (TLC) series premiere
9:00 – ‘Sunday at Tiffany’s’ (Lifetime) special presentation
10:00 – ‘The A-List: New York’ (Logo) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations: Holiday Special’ (Travel) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Men of a Certain Age’ (TNT) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Tabatha’s Salon Takeover’ (Bravo) 3rd season premiere
11:00 – ‘The A-List: New York: Reunion’ (Logo) special presentation
11:00 – ‘The Vice Guide to Everything’ (MTV) special presentation

Tuesday, December 7
8:00 – ‘A Charlie Brown Christmas’ (ABC) special re-presentation
8:00 – ‘Eyewitness: Crime Stories’ (National Geograpic) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Minute to Win It’ (NBC) 2nd season premiere
9:00 – ‘Cupcake Wars’ (Food) 2nd season premiere
9:00 – ‘Eureka: O Little Town’ (Syfy) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Leopard Queen’ (National Geographic Special) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Ramsay’s Best Restaurant’ (BBC America) series premiere
9:00 – ‘In Treatment’ (HBO) 3rd season finale
10:00 – ‘Girls Who Like Boys Who Like Boys’ (Sundance) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Running Russell Simmons’ (Oxygen) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Warehouse 13: Secret Santa’ (Syfy) special presentation

Wednesday, December 8
8:00 – ‘American Ninja Warrior’ (G4) 2nd season premiere
8:00 – ‘Amish: Out of the Order’ (National Geographic) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Great Performances: Peter & the Wolf’ (PBS) special re-presentation
8:00 – ‘Losing One of My Giant Legs’ (TLC) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Fashion Forward: Making It’ (CW) special presentation
9:00 – ‘The Fabulous Beekman Boys: Holiday Special’ (Planet Green) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Ghost Hunters’ (Syfy) 6th season finale
9:00 – ‘L.A. Holiday Celebration’ (PBS) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Lion Warriors’ (National Geographic Wild) special presentation
10:00 – ‘The 8-Limbed Boy’ (TLC) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Christmas at Belmont’ (PBS) special re-presentation
10:00 – ‘Deep Fried Paradise 2: Extra Crispy’ (Travel) special presentation
10:00 – ‘E! Investigates: Teen Suicide’ (E!) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Hookers: Saved on the Strip’ (ID) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Mythbusters: Bug Special’ (Discovery) special presentation
10:30 – ‘Hollywood Treasure’ (Syfy) 1st season finale
10:30 – ‘Manswers’ (Spike) 4th season premiere

Thursday, December 9
7:00 – ‘The Gruffalo’ (ABC Family) special presentation
8:00 – ‘The Santa Incident’ (Hallmark) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Shrek the Halls’ (ABC) special re-presentation
8:30 – ‘Disney Prep & Landing’ (ABC) special re-presentation
9:00 – ‘Barbara Walters Special: Oprah, The Next Chapter’ (ABC) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Lions on the Edge’ (National Geographic Wild) special presentation
9:00 – ‘No Heroics’ (DirecTV) 1st season finale
9:30 – ‘How Not to Live Your Life’ (DirecTV) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Barbara Walters Presents the 10 Most Fascinating People of 2010’ (ABC) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Ace of Cakes’ (Food) 9th season finale
10:00 – ‘Into the Dragon’s Lair’ (Animal Planet) special presentation
10:00 – ‘The Apprentice’ (NBC) 10th season finale
10:00 – ‘Fact or Faked: Paranormal Files’ (Syfy) 1st season finale

Friday, December 10
7:00 – ‘Tom Brokaw Presents Bridging the Divide’ (USA) special presentation
7:30 – ‘Ben 10: Ultimate Alien’ (Cartoon Network) 1st season finale
8:00 – ‘Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders: Making the Team’ (CMT) 5th season finale
9:00 – ‘The Good Guys’ (Fox) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘Swamp Loggers’ (Discovery) 3rd season finale
9:00 – ‘Second Annual TeenNick Halo Awards’ (TeenNick) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Dean of Invention’ (Planet Green) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘The Haunted’ (Animal Planet) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Stuck with Hackett: Sneak Preview’ (Science) special presentation
11:00 – ‘VH1 Storytellers: T.I.’ (VH1) special presentation

Saturday, December 11
1:00 – ‘All the Queen’s Horses: The Role of the Horse in British History’ (BBC America) special presentation
2:00 – ‘Memories of a Queen’ (BBC America) special presentation
3:00 – ‘William and Harry: The Brother Princes’ (BBC America) special presentation
3:30 – ‘William & Kate: Modern Monarchy’ (BBC America) special presentation
8:00 – ‘The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe’ (ABC) theatrical presentation
8:00 – ‘Design Inc. Holiday Special’ (HGTV) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Finding Amelia’ (Discovery) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Frosty the Snowman’ (CBS) special re-presentation
8:00 – ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’ (NBC) theatrical presentation
8:00 – ‘Spike TV’s Video Game Awards 2010’ (Spike) special presentation
8:30 – ‘Frosty Returns’ (CBS) special re-presentation
9:00 – ‘Behind the Music’ (VH1 Classic) 3rd season finale<
9:00 – ‘The Flight Before Christmas’ (CBS) special re-presentation
9:00 – ‘Ice Quake’ (Syfy) special presentation
9:00 – ‘An Old Fashioned Christmas’ (Hallmark) special presentation
10:00 – ‘The Locator’ (WE) 5th season finale
11:00 – ‘That Metal Show’ (VH1 Classic) 6th season finale

Sunday, December 12
8:00 – ‘The Amazing Race’ (CBS) 17th season finale
8:00 – ‘Christmas Cupid’ (ABC Family) special presentation
8:00 – ‘The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian’ (Syfy) theatrical presentation
8:00 – ‘Legend of the Holy Spear’ (National Geographic) special presentation
8:00 – ‘A Very BET Christmas’ (BET) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Ax Men’ (History) 4th season premiere
9:00 – ‘Basketball Wives’ (VH1) 2nd season premiere
9:00 – ‘Dexter’ (Showtime) 5th season finale
9:00 – ‘Great Performances: Dance in America: San Francisco Ballet’s Nutracker’ (PBS) special re-presentation
9:00 – ‘Wishful Drinking’ (HBO) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Leverage’ (TNT) 3rd season mid-season premiere
9:00 – ‘Marry Me: Part 1 of 2’ (Lifetime) mini-series premiere
9:00 – ‘When Rome Ruled: Secrets of the Gladiator’ (National Geographic) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Rebel Truce: The History of the Clash’ (BBC America) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Shameless: Sneak Peek’ (Showtime) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Red Riding: 1983’ (Sundance) special presentation
11:30 – ‘Robot Chicken: Star Wars Episode III’ (Adult Swim) special presentation

Monday, December 13
9:00 – ‘Mariah Carey: Merry Christmas to You’ (ABC) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Marry Me: Part 2 of 2’ (Lifetime) mini-series finale
9:00 – ‘When Rome Ruled: Doomsday Pompeii’ (National Geographic) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Christmas at Concordia: Journey to Bethlehem’ (PBS) special presentation
10:00 – ‘A Renaissance Christmas’ (PBS) special re-presentation
10:00 – ‘When Rome Ruled: Killing Caesar’ (National Geographic) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Swamp Men’ (National Geographic Wild) series premiere

Tuesday, December 14
1:00 – ‘Trapped Behind Enemy Lines’ (National Geographic) special presentation
8:00 – ‘I Want a Dog for Christmas, Charlie Brown’ (ABC) special re-presentation
8:00 – ‘Three Wise Women’ (Hallmark) special presentation
9:00 – ‘The Biggest Loser’ (NBC) 10th season finale
9:00 – ‘Third Reich: The Rise’ (History) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Christmas #1’ (BBC America) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Being Terry Kennedy’ (BET) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘The Little Couple’ (TLC) 3rd season finale
10:30 – ‘Strange Days with Bob Saget’ (A&E) 1st season finale

Wednesday, December 15
8:00 – ‘Lockdown: San Antonio Gang War’ (National Geographic) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Christmas with the Mormon Tabernacle Choire: Featuring Natalie Cole and David McCullough’ (PBS) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Hell’s Kitchen’ (Fox) 8th season finale
9:00 – ‘Third Reich: The Fall’ (History) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Paris: The Luminous Years’ (PBS) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Throwdown with Bobby Flay’ (Food) 9th season premiere
10:00 – ’24/7: Penguins/Capitals’ (HBO) 11th season premiere
10:00 – ‘Howe & Howe Tech’ (Discovery) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘I Shouldn’t Be Alive’ (Animal Planet) 3rd season finale
10:00 – ‘Tormented’ (Science) special presentation

Thursday, December 16
8:00 – ‘A Charlie Brown Christmas’ (ABC) special re-presentation
8:00 – ‘Gift of the Magi’ (Hallmark) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Burn Notice’ (USA) 4th season finale
10:00 – ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ (FX) 6th season finale
10:00 – ‘The Peacemaker’ (A&E) series premiere
10:30 – ‘The League’ (FX) 2nd season finale

Friday, December 17
8:00 – ‘Chiller 13: The Decade’s Scariest Movie Moments’ (Chiller) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Christmas in Washington 2010’ (TNT) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Yes, Virginia’ (CBS) special re-presentation
8:00 – ‘Are We There Yet?’ (Fox) theatrical presentation
8:30 – ‘Frosty the Snowman’ (CBS) special re-presentation
9:00 – ‘Frosty Returns’ (CBS) special re-presentation
9:00 – ‘World’s Strictest Parents’ (CMT) 2nd season finale
9:30 – ‘I Get That a Lot: Heidi Klum, Ice-T and Paris Hilton’ (CBS) special presentation
10:00 – ‘The Beatles on Record’ (History) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Blaisin Out: Sneak Preview’ (Science) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Sanctuary’ (Syfy) 3rd season finale

Saturday, December 18
12:00am – ‘Benson Interruption’ (Comedy Central) 1st season finale
8:00pm – ‘Guy’s Big Bite’ (Food) special presentation
8:00 – ‘I Want a Dog for Christmas, Charlie Brown’ (ABC) special re-presentation
8:00 – ‘The Naturalized’ (History) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Battle of the Bulbs’ (Hallmark) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Color Splash’ (HGTV) 100th episode
9:00 – ‘Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives: Sandwiches Plus’ (Food) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Downsized’ (WE) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘Madagascar’ (ABC) theatrical presentation
9:00 – ‘WWE Tribute to the Troops’ (NBC) specail presentation
10:00 – ‘Ricky Gervais: Out of England 2: The Stand-Up Special’ (HBO) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Health Is on Our Plate’ (Planet Green) special presentation

Sunday, December 19
8:00am – ‘Science of the Soul’ (History) special presentation
7:00pm – ‘The Santa Clause 2’ (ABC) theatrical presentation
8:00 – ‘Survivor: Nicaragua’ (CBS) 21st season finale
9:00 – ‘Leverage’ (TNT) 3rd season mid-season finale
9:00 – ‘The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause’ (ABC) theatrical presentation
10:00 – ‘Bama Belles’ (TLC) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Survivor: Nicaragua: The Reunion’ (CBS) special presentation
10:30 – ‘Football Wives’ (VH1) 1st season finale
10:30 – ‘Jilted?’ (WE) 1st season finale

Monday, December 20
8:00 – ‘Million Dollar Money Drop’ (Fox) series premiere
8:00 – ‘The Sing-Off’ (NBC) 2nd season finale
9:00 – ’12 Men of Christmas’ (Lifetime) special re-presentation
9:00 – ‘The Best Thing I Ever Ate’ (Food) 4th season finale
9:00 – ‘Secrets of the Hope Diamond’ (National Geographic) special presentation
10:00 – ‘World’s Biggest Cave’ (National Geographic) special presentation

Tuesday, December 21
8:00 – ‘Inside Nature’s Giants: Whale’ (National Geographic Wild) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Living in the Time of Jesus: Making a Living’ (National Geographic) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Skating with the Stars’ (ABC) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘Inside Nature’s Giants: Croc’ (National Geographic Wild) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Living in the Time of Jesus: Healing the Sick’ (National Geographic) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Saturday Night Live: A Very Gilly Christmas’ (NBC) special re-presentation
10:00 – ‘Auction Hunters’ (Spike) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Christmas #2’ (BBC America) special presentation
10:00 – ‘E! True Hollywood Story: Sarah, Duchess of York’ (E!) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Inside Nature’s Giants: Giraffe’ (National Geographic Wild) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Mantracker’ (Science) 5th season finale

Wednesday, December 22
8:00 – ‘The 12th Annual A Home for the Holidays’ (CBS) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Nazi Hunters: The Butcher of Lyon’ (National Geographic) special presentation
10:00 – ‘E! True Hollywood Story: Gwyneth Paltrow’ (E!) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Hookers: Saved on the Strip’ (ID) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Psych’ (USA) 5th season finale
10:00 – ‘Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns’ (TBS) 4th season finale
10:30 – ‘Master of the Mix’ (Centric) 1st season finale

Thursday, December 23
8:00 – ‘Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas’ (ABC) special re-presentation
8:30 – ‘Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas’ (ABC) theatrical presentation
9:00 – ‘American Ninja Warrior’ (G4) 2nd season finale
11:00 – ‘The Fairy Jobmother’ (Lifetime) 1st season finale

Friday, December 24
8:00 – ’24 Hours of ‘A Christmas Story” (TBS) marathon premiere
8:00 – ‘Are We Done Yet’ (Fox) theatrical presentation
8:00 – ‘Love Actually’ (Lifetime) theatrical presentation
8:00 – ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’ (NBC) special re-presentation
9:00 – ‘The Santa Clause 2’ (ABC) theatrical presentation

Saturday, December 25
7:30 – ‘Thursday Night Football’ (NFL) 4th season finale
8:00 – ‘R.L. Stine’s the Haunting Hour: The Series’ (Hub) series premiere
8:00 – ‘Transformers’ (ABC) theatrical presentation
8:00 – ‘TV’s Funniest Holiday Moments: A Paley Center for Media Special’ (Fox) special re-presentation
9:00 – ‘A Diva’s Christmas Carol’ (Lifetime) special re-presentation
9:00 – ‘Doctor Who: Christmas Special 2010’ (BBC America) special presentation

Sunday, December 26
7:00 – ‘The Sound of Music’ (ABC) theatrical presentation
8:00 – ‘Lockdown: Officers Under Siege’ (National Geographic) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Lockdown: Chaos in California’ (National Geographic) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Underworld’ (Syfy) theatrical presentation

Monday, December 27
8:00 – ‘Charlie and the Chocolate Factory’ (ABC) theatrical presentation
8:30 – ‘Monday Night Football’ (ESPN) 41st season finale
10:00 – ‘Disappeared’ (ID) 2nd season finale

Tuesday, December 28
8:00 – ‘Rudolph’s Shiny New Year’ (ABC) special re-presentation
9:00 – ‘The 33rd Annual Kennedy Center Honors’ (CBS) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Running Wilde’ (Fox) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Girls Who Like Boys Who Like Boys’ (Sundance) 1st season finale

Wednesday, December 29
9:00 – ‘I Swear: The History of Dirty Words’ (History) special presentation
9:00 – ‘The Will: Family Secrets Revealed’ (ID) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘E! Entertainment Special: Katy Perry’ (E!) special presentation

Thursday, December 30
8:00 – ‘Happy New Year, Charlie Brown’ (ABC) special re-presentation

Friday, December 31
8:00 – ‘Wild Hogs’ (ABC) theatrical presentation
9:00 – ‘Bette Midler: The Showgirl Must Go On’ (HBO) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Dick Clark’s Primetime New Year’s Rockin’ Even with Ryan Seacrest’ (ABC) special presentation
10:00 – ‘NBC’s New Year’s Eve with Carson Daly’ (NBC) special presentation
11:00 – ‘New Year’s Eve Live!’ (Fox) special presentation

My boys are back!

I think I’ve missed Andy Richter even more than Conan O’Brien. I’ve always been an Andy girl.

This month we’ll see the end of “Dancing with the Stars” season 11, the start of “Skating with the Stars” (find out who is cast Tuesday, Nov. 2 on DWTS; we’ll post the news here.) and, of course, the debut of “Conan” on Monday, Nov. 8 on TBS.

Check out this full schedule, as copied wholesale from the lovely and amazing AOL TV Squad.

Monday, November 1
7:30 – ‘MLB Baseball: World Series, Game 5 [if necessary]’ (FOX) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Dancing with the Stars’ (ABC) 200th episode
8:00 – ‘Wreck Chasers’ (Discovery) series premiere
9:00 – ‘My Big Friggin Wedding’ (VH1) series premiere
9:00 – ‘Saturday Night Live: The Women of SNL’ (NBC) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Top Gear’ (BBC America) 15th season finale
10:30 – ‘Mario Lopez: Saved by the Baby’ (VH1) series premiere

Tuesday, November 2
9:00 – ‘America’s Election Headquarters: The 2010 Midterms’ (FOX) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Meteorite Men’ (Science) 2nd season premiere
9:00 – ‘Mysteries at the Museum’ (Travel) series premiere
9:00 – ‘NBC News: 2010 Election Night’ (NBC) special presentation
9:30 – ‘ABC News: Vote 2010’ (ABC) special presentation
10:00 – ‘CBS News: Election Coverage’ (CBS) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List: Whores on Crutches’ (Bravo) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Running Russell Simmons’ (Oxygen) series premiere

Wednesday, November 3
7:30 – ‘MLB Baseball: World Series, Game 6 [if necessary]’ (FOX) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Marijuana: A Chronic History’ (History) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Most Shocking’ (TruTV) 7th season finale
9:00 – ‘My Dog Ate What?’ (National Geographic Wild) series premiere
9:00 – ‘The Will’ (ID) series premiere
10:00 – ‘In the Spotlight with Robin Roberts: All Access Nashville’ (ABC) special presentation
10:00 – ‘LA Ink’ (TLC) 4th season finale
10:00 – ‘Mutual Friends’ (DirecTV 101) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Tailgate Warriors with Guy Fieri’ (Food) 1st season finale
10:30 – ‘Master of the Mix’ (Centric) series premiere

Thursday, November 4
7:30 – ‘MLB Baseball: World Series, Game 7 [if necessary]’ (FOX) special presentation
9:00 – ‘No Heroics’ (DirecTV 101) series premiere
9:30 – ‘How Not to Live Your Life’ (DirecTV 101) series premiere
10:00 – ‘On the Road with Austin & Santino’ (Lifetime) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Pranked’ (MTV) 3rd season premiere
10:30 – ‘Megadrive’ (MTV) series premiere
11:00 – ‘Bully Beatdown’ (MTV) 3rd season premiere

Friday, November 5
12:00AM – ‘Benson Interruption’ (Comedy Central) series premiere
7:00PM – ‘Supernanny’ (ABC) 7th season premiere
9:00 – ‘Cops & Coyotes’ (ID) series premiere
9:00 – ‘Fatal Attractions’ (Animal Planet) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘Operation Wild’ (Planet Green) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret’ (IFC) 1st season finale
11:00 – ‘Martin Lawrence Presents 1st Amendment Stand-Up’ (Starz) 5th season finale

Saturday, November 6
9:00 – ‘Doubles Poker Championship’ (GSN) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘Downsized’ (WE) series premiere
9:00 – ‘A Family Thanksgiving’ (Hallmark) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Iconoclasts’ (Sundance) 5th season finale
10:00 – ‘The Locator’ (WE) 5th season premiere
10:00 – ‘Big River’ (Planet Green) special presentation
10:30 – ‘King Corn’ (Planet Green) special presentation

Sunday, November 7
8:00 – ‘Black Girls Rock!’ (BET) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Bridezillas’ (WE) 7th season finale
8:00 – ‘Great Migrations’ (National Geographic) series premiere
8:00 – ‘BAFTA Los Angeles’ Britannia Awards (TV Guide) special presentation
8:30 – ‘Shake It Up’ (Disney) series premiere
9:00 – ‘Kate Plus 8: Alaska, Here We Come!’ (TLC) special presentation
9:00 – ‘MTV Europe Music Awards 2010’ (MTV2) special presentation
9:30 – ‘Mel B: It’s a Scary World’ (Style) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Kendra’ (E!) 3rd season premiere
10:00 – ‘On the Case with Paula Zahn’ (ID) 3rd season premiere
10:00 – ‘William & Kate: A Royal Love Story’ (TLC) special presentation
10:30 – ‘Eastbound & Down’ (HBO) 2nd season finale
10:30 – ‘Married to Rock’ (E!) series premiere

Monday, November 8
12:00AM – ‘Childrens Hospital’ (Cartoon Network) 1st season finale
8:00 – ‘NBC News: Matt Lauer Reports’ (NBC) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Strike Force’ (National Geographic Wild) series premiere
11:00 – ‘Conan’ (TBS) series premiere

Tuesday, November 9
10:00 – ‘Auction Hunters’ (Spike) series premiere
10:00 – ‘The Fashion Show’ (Bravo) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Rehab: Party at the Hard Rock Hotel’ (TruTV) 3rd season finale

Wednesday, November 10
7:00 – ‘CMA Red Carpet Special 2010’ (CMT) special presentation
8:00 – ‘The 44th Annual CMA Awards’ (ABC) special presentation
9:00 – ‘WWII in HD: The Air War’ (History) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Black Gold’ (TruTV) 3rd season finale
10:00 – ‘Harry Loves Lisa’ (TV Land) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Psych’ (USA) 5th season mid-season premiere
10:00 – ‘Steven Seagal: Lawman’ (A&E) 2nd season finale

Thursday, November 11
8:00 – ‘Thursday Night Football’ (NFL Network) 4th season premiere
9:00 – ‘Deadly Women’ (ID) 4th season finale
9:00 – ‘Wartorn: 1861-2010’ (HBO) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Burn Notice’ (USA) 4th season mid-season premiere

Friday, November 12
8:00 – ‘Avalon High’ (Disney) special presentation
9:30 – ’24/7: Pacquiao/Margarito’ (HBO) 10th season finale
9:30 – ‘Wizards of Waverly Place’ (Disney) 4th season premiere
10:00 – ‘Real Time with Bill Maher’ (HBO) 8th season finale

Saturday, November 13
8:00 – ’40 Greatest Songs of the Decade’ (CMT) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Outlaw’ (NBC) series finale
9:00 – ‘America’s Cutest Cat’ (Animal Planet) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Dear Food Network: Top 10 Thanksgiving Problems Solved’ (Food) special presentation
9:00 – ‘The Good Witch’s Gift’ (Hallmark) special presentation
9:00 – ‘The Lost Future’ (Syfy) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Back to Hell: A Tribute to Sam Kinison’ (Comedy Central) special presentation
10:00 – ‘H2Oil’ (Planet Green) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Rock ‘n’ Roll Fantasy Camp’ (VH1 Classic) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Tracy Morgan: Black & Blue’ (HBO) special presentation

Sunday, November 14
9:00 – ‘Sarah Palin’s Alaska’ (TLC) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Amazing Wedding Cakes’ (WE) 3rd season finale
10:00 – ‘Bored to Death’ (HBO) 2nd season finale

Monday, November 15
7:00 – ‘1 vs. 100’ (GSN) 3rd season premiere
8:30 – ‘Wreck Chasers’ (Discovery) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘Invitation Only: Rascal Flatts’ (CMT) special presentation
9:30 – ‘American Restoration’ (History) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Weeds’ (Showtime) 6th season finale
10:30 – ‘The Big C’ (Showtime) 1st season finale

Tuesday, November 16
10:00 – ‘Glory Daze’ (TBS) series premiere

Wednesday, November 17
8:00 – ‘Human Target’ (FOX) 2nd season premiere
9:00 – ‘My Dog Ate What?’ (National Geographic Wild) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Finding Hulk Hogan’ (A&E) special presentation
10:00 – ’25 Years of Sexy: People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive!’ (ABC) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Full Throttle Saloon’ (TruTV) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘South Park’ (Comedy Central) 14th season finale
10:00 – ‘Top Chef Just Desserts’ (Bravo) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘What’s Eating You’ (E!) 1st season finale
10:30 – ‘Ugly Americans’ (Comedy Central) 1st season finale

Thursday, November 18
8:00 – ‘A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving’ [repeat] (ABC) special presentation

Friday, November 19
10:00 – ‘Dennis Miller: The Big Speech’ (HBO) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Homemade Millionaire’ (TLC) special presentation
11:00 – ‘Aaron Karo: The Rest Is History’ (Comedy Central) special presentation

Saturday, November 20
7:00 – ‘Football: Army @ Notre Dame [@ Yankee Stadium]’ (NBC) special presentation
8:00 – ‘CMT Crossroads: Train and Martina McBride’ (CMT) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Great Migrations’ (National Geographic) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘America’s Cutest Dog’ (Animal Planet) special presentation
9:00 – ‘The Night Before the Night Before Christmas’ (Hallmark) special presentation

Sunday, November 21
8:00 – ‘2010 American Music Awards’ (ABC) special presentation
9:00 – ‘E! True Hollywood Story: Adam Lambert’ (E!) special presentation
9:00 – ‘The Next Iron Chef’ (Food) 3rd season finale
9:00 – ‘Paranormal State: The New Class’ (A&E) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Brew Masters’ (Discovery) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Fantasia for Real’ (VH1) 2nd season finale
10:00 – ‘The Futurama Holiday Spectacular’ (Comedy Central) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Jilted?’ (WE) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Luther’ (BBC America) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Top Gear’ (History) series premiere

Monday, November 22
8:00 – ‘Antiques Roadshow’ (PBS) 14th season premiere
9:00 – ‘The Real Story of Thanksgiving’ (History) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Skating with the Stars’ (ABC) series premiere
10:00 – ‘The A-List: New York’ (Logo) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Strike Force’ (National Geographic Wild) 1st season finale
11:00 – ‘The Arrangement’ (Logo) 1st season finale

Tuesday, November 23
8:00 – ‘Weird, True & Freaky’ (Animal Planet) 3rd season finale
9:00 – ‘Dancing with the Stars’ (ABC) 11th season finale
10:00 – ‘Nick Swardson’s Pretend Time’ (Comedy Central) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Parking Wars’ (A&E) 4th season finale

Wednesday, November 24
8:00 – ‘Merry Madagascar’ [repeat] (NBC) special presentation
8:30 – ‘Kung Fu Panda Holiday Special’ (NBC) special presentation
9:00 – ‘The Biggest Loser: Where Are They Now?’ (NBC) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Primetime: Celebrity Plastic Surgery Gone Too Far?’ (ABC) special presentation

Thursday, November 25
8:00 – ‘A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving’ [repeat] (ABC) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Taylor Swift: Speak Now’ (NBC) special presentation
8:00 – ‘The Town Christmas Forgot’ (Hallmark) special presentation
9:00 – ‘People of the Year’ (NBC) special presentation
9:30 – ‘Beyonce: I Am’ (ABC) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Facing Evil with Candice DeLong: For Love of Oneself’ (ID) special presentation
10:30 – ‘Facing Evil with Candice DeLong: Daddy’s Little Girl’ (ID) special presentation

Friday, November 26
8:00 – ‘TV’s Greatest Holiday Moments: A Paley Center for Media Special’ (FOX) special presentation
8:00 – ’30 Holiday Decorating Hits & Misses’ (HGTV) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Facing Evil with Candice DeLong: Love Before Life’ (ID) special presentation
10:30 – ‘Facing Evil with Candice DeLong: Disorder of Affection’ (ID) special presentation

Saturday, November 27
8:00 – ‘Genevieve’s Holiday Home’ (HGTV) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Your Pet Wants This, Too!’ (Animal Planet) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Debbie Macomber’s Mrs. Miracle 2’ (Hallmark) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Ace of Cakes: Holidays on Icing’ (Food) special presentation

Sunday, November 28
8:00 – ‘The Dog Who Saved Christmas Vacation’ (ABC Family) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Holiday Battle on the Block’ (HGTV) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Bridalplasty’ (E!) series premiere
9:00 – ‘Chopped’ (Food) 5th season finale
9:00 – ‘November Christmas’ (CBS) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Soul Train Awards’ (BET, Centric) special presentation
9:30 – ‘Paranormal State’ (A&E) 5th season finale
10:00 – ‘Psychic Kids: Children of the Paranormal’ (A&E) 3rd season finale
10:00 – ‘Red Riding: 1974’ (Sundance) special presentation
11:00 – ‘The Ghost Prophecies’ (A&E) special presentation

Monday, November 29
8:00 – ‘Africa’s Great Rift’ (National Geographic Wild) series premiere
9:00 – ‘Hardcover Mysteries’ (ID) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘The Real Story of Christmas’ (History) special presentation
9:30 – ‘CMA Country Christmas’ (ABC) special presentation

Tuesday, November 30
8:00 – ‘Dr. Seuss’s How the Grinch Stole Christmas’ [repeat] (ABC) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer’ [repeat] (CBS) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Christmas in Rockefeller Center’ (NBC) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Stargate Universe’ (Syfy) 2nd season mid-season finale
9:30 – ‘360 Sessions’ (IFC) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show’ (CBS) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Sons of Anarchy’ (FX) 3rd season finale
10:00 – ‘Strange Days with Bob Saget’ (A&E) series premiere

Welcome back, Paul! Where's Laura?

I’m a little bit nervous. “In Treatment” gets under my skin like no other show. I’m excited to have it back, but worried about how many sleepless nights I’m going to face this Fall.

If they do it right, that is.

This is Season 3, the first season not copied from the Israeli series “BeTipul,” which ended after two seasons. The producers have a tabula rasa and I have faith that they will produce something suitably profound.

I’m excited to see the “suspenseful” storylines for Irrfan Khan, Debra Winger and new kid Dane DeHaan (I predict big things for him). Also happy to see Amy Ryan as Paul’s (Gabriel Byrne) new therapist.

Check out this Season 3 behind-the-scenes video and this “Crazy” black-and-white Season 3 trailer and I’ll see you on Monday, Oct. 25.

Sad news: “Mad Men” season 4 is ending on Sunday, Oct. 17. I’m gonna call it: This is the best season yet. It’s also one of the best seasons any show has ever had. And “The Suitcase” is the highlight of the season … so far. Catch up on my recaps here.

Also: “Project Runway” will present “the most controversial season finale ever!” on Thursday, Oct. 28. Read my recaps/spoilers/vlog commentary on Season 8 here.

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Here’s the full schedule of October premieres and finales as copied wholesale from the lovely and amazing AOL TV:

Friday, October 1
8:00 – ‘WWE Smackdown’ (Syfy) network premiere
9:00 – ‘Say Yes to the Dress: Big Bliss’ (TLC) series premiere
10:00 – ‘The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret’ (IFC) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Teach: Tony Danza’ (A&E) series premiere

Saturday, October 2
6:00 – ‘The Antonio Treatment’ (HGTV) 1st season finale
8:00 – ‘SEC on CBS: Florida @ Alabama’ (CBS) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Austin City Limits’ (PBS) 36th season premiere
9:00 – ‘Iconoclasts’ (Sundance) 5th season premiere

Sunday, October 3
7:00 – ‘America’s Funniest Home Videos’ (ABC) 21st season premiere
8:00 – ’25 Most Shocking Reality TV Moments’ (TV Guide) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Hoarding: Buried Alive’ (TLC) 2nd season finale
9:00 – ‘Holmes Inspection’ (HGTV) series premiere
9:00 – ‘Ice Road Truckers’ (History) 4th season finale
9:00 – ‘The Next Iron Chef’ (Food) 3rd season premiere
9:30 – ‘American Dad’ (FOX) 6th season premiere
10:00 – ‘CSI: Miami’ (CBS) 9th season premiere
10:00 – ‘The Glades’ (A&E) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘The Haunted’ (Animal Planet) 1st season mid-season premiere
10:00 – ‘IRT: Deadliest Roads’ (History) series premiere
10:30 – ‘Law & Order: UK’ (BBC America) series premiere
11:00 – ‘Underbelly’ (DirecTV) 2nd season premiere

Monday, October 4
9:00 – ‘Sins of My Father’ (HBO) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Lie to Me’ (FOX) 3rd season premiere
9:00 – ‘Money Hungry’ (VH1) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘The Real Housewives of Atlanta’ (Bravo) 3rd season premiere
9:30 – ‘Quints by Surprise’ (TLC) 1st season finale
9:30 – ‘Rob Drydek’s Fantasy Factory’ (MTV) 3rd season finale
10:00 – ‘The A-List’ (Logo) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Disappeared’ (ID) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Southern Fried Stings’ (TruTV) 2nd season premiere
11:00 – ‘The Arrangement’ (Logo) series premiere

Tuesday, October 5
7:30 – ‘Sextuplets Take NY’ (TLC) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘106 & Park: 10 Years & Counting’ (BET) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Hair Battle Spectacular’ (Oxygen) 1st season finale
11:00 – ‘House of Glam’ (Oxygen) series premiere

Wednesday, October 6
2:30 – ‘MLB on Deck’ (TBS) special presentation
3:00 – ‘MLB Playoffs: Division Series’ (TBS) special presentation
6:00 – ‘106 & Park: The Celebration, 10 Years Live! (BET) special presentation
6:30 – ‘MLB Playoffs: Division Series’ (TBS) special presentation
7;30 – ‘Hole in the Wall’ (Cartoon Network) 2nd season premiere
8:00 – ‘Dude, What Would Happen?’ (Cartoon Network) 3rd season premiere
8:30 – ‘Destroy Build Destroy’ (Cartoon Network) 3rd season premiere
9:00 – ‘Dog the Bounty Hunter’ (A&E) 7th season premiere
9:00 – ‘Mythbusters’ (Discovery) 8th season mid-season premiere
10:00 – ‘Bad Universe: Alien Attack!’ (Discovery) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Harry Loves Lisa’ (TV Land) series premiere
10:00 – ‘The Real World/Road Rules Challenge’ (MTV) 20th season premiere
10:00 – ‘South Park’ (Comedy Central) 14th season mid-season premiere
10:00 – ‘Steven Seagal: Lawman’ (A&E) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘MLB Playoffs: Division Series’ (TBS) special presentation
10:30 – ‘Ugly Americans’ (Comedy Central) 1st season mid-season premiere

Thursday, October 7
1:30AM – ‘Inside MLB’ (TBS) special presentation
2:30PM – ‘MLB on Deck’ (TBS) special presentation
3:00 – ‘MLB Playoffs: Division Series’ (TBS) special presentation
6:30 – ‘MLB Playoffs: Division Series’ (TBS) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Texas Rodeo Tykes’ (Animal Planet) special presentation
8:00 – ‘The This Old House Hour’ (PBS) 9th season premiere
9:00 – ‘The Promise: The Making of Darkness on the Edge of Town’ (HBO) special presentation
9:00 – ‘The Real Housewives of DC’ (Bravo) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Kick Off Cook Off’ (TLC) series premiere
10:00 – ‘MLB Playoffs: Division Series’ (TBS) special presentation
11:00 – ‘WCG Ultimate Gamer’ (Syfy) 2nd season finale

Friday, October 8
1:30AM – ‘Inside MLB’ (TBS) special presentation
6:00PM – ‘MLB on Deck’ (TBS) special presentation
6:30 – ‘MLB Playoffs: Division Series’ (TBS) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Petty Blue’ (CMT) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Dog Whisperer’ (National Geographic) 7th season premiere
9:00 – ‘Degrassi: The Next Generation’ (TeenNick) 10th season mid-season premiere
9:00 – ‘Fatal Attractions’ (Animal Planet) 1st season mid-season premiere
9:00 – ‘Swamp Loggers’ (Discovery) 3rd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Invitation Only: Toby Keith’ (CMT) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Gigantic’ (TeenNick) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Haven’ (Syfy) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Final Judgment’ (ID) special presentation
10:00 – ‘MLB Playoffs: Division Series’ (TBS) special presentation

Saturday, October 9
1:30AM – ‘Inside MLB’ (TBS) special presentation
6:00PM – ‘MLB on Deck’ (TBS) special presentation
6:30 – ‘MLB Playoffs: Division Series’ (TBS) special presentation
8:00 – ‘After the Fall’ (Hallmark) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Monsterwolf’ (Syfy) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Auctioneer$’ (TLC) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Color Splash’ (HGTV) 7th season finale
10:00 – ‘MLB Playoffs: Division Series’ (TBS) special presentation

Sunday, October 10
1:00AM – ‘Comics Anonymous’ (Comedy Central) special presentation
1:30AM – ‘Inside MLB’ (TBS) special presentation
3:00PM – ‘MLB on Deck’ (TBS) special presentation
3:30 – ‘MLB Playoffs: Division Series’ (TBS) special presentation
7:00 – ‘MLB Playoffs: Division Series’ (TBS) special presentation
9:00 – ‘My Brand New Face’ (TLC) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Food Feuds’ (Food) series premiere
10:30 – ‘The Spin Crowd’ (E!) 1st season finale
10:30 – ‘MLB Playoffs: Division Series’ (TBS) special presentation

Monday, October 11
2:00AM – ‘Inside MLB’ (TBS) special presentation
6:00PM – ‘MLB on Deck’ (TBS) special presentation
6:30 – ‘MLB Playoffs: Division Series’ (TBS) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Giuliana & Bill’ (Style) 3rd season premiere
8:00 – ‘Property Virgins’ (HGTV) 9th season premiere
8:30 – ‘The Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes, Part 1 of 5’ (Disney XD) special presentation
9:00 – ‘American Pickers’ (History) 2nd season finale
9:00 – ‘Cake Boss’ (TLC) 3rd season mid-season premiere
9:00 – ‘Carlos, Part 1 of 3’ (Sundance) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Expedition Wild With Casey Anderson’ (National Geographic Wild) 2nd season finale
9:00 – ‘Hardcover Mysteries’ (ID) series premiere
9:00 – ‘Reviving Ophelia’ (Lifetime) special presentation
10:00 – ‘MLB Playoffs: Division Series’ (TBS) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Texas Quints’ (TLC) special presentation

Tuesday, October 12
1:30AM – ‘Inside MLB’ (TBS) special presentation
6:00PM – ‘MLB on Deck’ (TBS) special presentation
6:30 – ‘MLB Playoffs: Division Series’ (TBS) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Hip Hop Awards ’10’ (BET) special presentation
8:30 – ‘The Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes, Part 2 of 5’ (Disney XD) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Ray Charles America’ (Biography) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Carlos, Part 2 of 3’ (Sundance) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Flipping Out’ (Bravo) 4th season finale
9:00 – ‘Private Chefs of Beverly Hills’ (Food) 2nd season premiere
9:00 – ‘Swords: Life on the Line’ (Discovery) 2nd season finale
9:00 – ‘Zoo Confidential’ (National Geographic Wild) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Being Terry Kennedy’ (BET) series premiere
10:00 – ‘The Little Couple’ (TLC) 3rd season mid-season premiere
10:00 – ‘Nick Swardson’s Pretend Time’ (Comedy Central) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Inside MLB’ (TBS) special presentation
10:30 – ‘Parking Wars’ (A&E) 4th season premiere

Wednesday, October 13
8:00 – ‘Hell’s Kitchen’ (FOX) 100th episode
8:30 – ‘The Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes, Part 3 of 5’ (Disney XD) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Carlos, Part 3 of 3’ (Sundance) special presentation
10:00 – ‘I Shouldn’t Be Alive’ (Animal Planet) 4th season premiere
10:00 – ‘Storm Chasers’ (Discovery) 4th season premiere
10:00 – ‘What’s Eating You?’ (E!) series premiere
11:30 – ‘Bam’s World Domination’ (Spike TV) special presentation

Thursday, October 14
8:00 – ‘Monica & David’ (HBO) special presentation
8:30 – ‘The Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes, Part 4 of 5’ (Disney XD) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Beast Legends’ (Syfy) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ (Bravo) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Wicked Attraction’ (ID) 3rd season finale

Friday, October 15
7:30 – ‘MLB on Deck’ (TBS) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders: Making the Team’ (CMT) 5th season premiere
8:00 – ‘School Pride’ (NBC) series premiere
8:00 – ‘Smallville’ (The CW) 200th Episode!
8:00 – ‘MLB Playoffs: ALCS, Game 1’ (TBS) special presentation
8:30 – ‘The Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes, Part 5 of 5’ (Disney XD) special presentation
9:00 – ‘World’s Strictest Parents’ (CMT) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Conspiracy Theory With Jesse Ventura’ (TruTV) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Sanctuary’ (Syfy) 3rd season premiere
11:30 – ‘Inside MLB’ (TBS) special presentation

Saturday, October 16
3:30 – ‘MLB on Deck’ (TBS) special presentation
4:00 – ‘MLB Playoffs: ALCS, Game 2’ (TBS) special presentation
7:00 – ‘Scooby-Doo!: Curse of the Lake Monster’ (Cartoon Network) special presentation
7:30 – ‘NASCAR Sprint Cup: Charlotte’ (ABC) special presentation
7:30 – ‘MLB Playoffs: NLCS, Game 1’ (FOX) special presentation
7:30 – ‘Inside MLB’ (TBS) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Behind the Music: Poison’ (VH1 Classic) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Hunt for the Mad Trapper’ (ID) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Rock ‘N Roll Fantasy Camp’ (VH1 Classic) series premiere
11:00 – ‘Bo Burnham: Words, Words, Words’ (Comedy Central) special presentation
11:00 – ‘That Metal Show’ (VH1 Classic) 6th season premiere

Sunday, October 17
8:00 – ‘MLB Playoffs: NLCS, Game 2’ (FOX) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Paranormal State’ (A&E) 5th season premiere
9:00 – ‘Rubicon’ (AMC) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Mad Men’ (AMC) 4th season finale
10:00 – ‘Psychic Kids: Children of the Paranormal’ (A&E) 3rd season premiere
10:30 – ‘La La’s Full Court Wedding’ (VH1) 1st season finale

Monday, October 18
7:30 – ‘MLB on Deck’ (TBS) special presentation
8:00 – ‘MLB Playoffs: ALCS, Game 3’ (TBS) special presentatoin
9:00 – ‘Rusty Nuts’ (History) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Bret Michaels: Life As I Know It’ (VH1) series premiere
11:30 – ‘Inside MLB’ (TBS) special presentation

Tuesday, October 19
4:00 – ‘MLB Playoffs: NLCS, Game 3’ (FOX) special presentation
7:30 – ‘MLB on Deck’ (TBS) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Nova’ (PBS) 38th season premiere
8:00 – ‘MLB Playoffs: ALCS, Game 4’ (TBS) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Tower Prep’ (Cartoon Network) series premiere
9:00 – ‘Cold Blood’ (ID) 3rd season premiere
9:00 – ‘Dirty Jobs’ (Discovery) 7th season premiere
9:00 – ‘Frontline’ (PBS) 29th season premiere
9:00 – ‘Millionaire Matchmaker’ (Bravo) 4th season premiere
9:00 – ‘Scream 2010’ (Spike TV) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Ghost Lab’ (Discovery) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Independent Lens’ (PBS) 12th season premiere
10:30 – ‘Freak Encounters’ (Animal Planet) series premiere
11:30 – ‘Inside MLB’ (TBS) special presentation

Wednesday, October 20
3:30 – ‘MLB on Deck’ [if necessary] (TBS) special presentation
4:00 – ‘MLB Playoffs: ALCS, Game 5’ [if necessary] (TBS) special presentation
7:30 – ‘MLB Playoffs: NLCS, Game 4’ (FOX) special presentation
7:30 – ‘Inside MLB’ [if necessary] (TBS) special presentation
7:30 – ‘The Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes’ (Disney XD) series premiere
8:30 – ‘That’s Tough!’ (G4) series premiere
9:00 – ‘I’m Alive: Nando Parrado’s Story’ (History) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Changing Lanes’ (BET) 1st season finale
11:00 – ‘Blue Mountain State’ (Spike TV) 2nd season premiere

Thursday, October 21
7:30 – ‘MLB Playoffs: NLCS, Game 5’ [if necessary] (FOX) special presentation
8:00 – ‘World’s Toughest Fixes’ (National Geographic Channel) 3rd season finale
9:00 – ‘Wild Japan’ (Animal Planet) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Night of Too Many Stars: An Overbooked Benefit for Autism Education’ (Comedy Central) special presentation
10:30 – ‘Kick Off Cook Off’ (TLC) 1st season finale

Friday, October 22
7:30 – ‘MLB on Deck’ [if necessary] (TBS) special presentation
8:00 – ‘MLB Playoffs: ALCS, Game 6’ [if necessary] (TBS) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Main Street Mysteries’ (ID) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘My Super Psycho Sweet 16 2’ (MTV) special presentation
11:30 – ‘Inside MLB’ [if necessary] (TBS) special presentation

Saturday, October 23
3:30 – ‘MLB Playoffs: NLCS, Game 6’ [if necessary] (FOX) special presentation
7:30 – ‘MLB on Deck’ [if necessary] (TBS) special presentation
8:00 – ‘MLB Playoffs: ALCS, Game 7’ [if necessary] (TBS) special presentation
8:00 – ‘The Boy Who Cried Werewolf’ (Nickelodeon) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Growing the Big One’ (Hallmark) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Pit Boss’ (Animal Planet) 1st season finale
10:30 – ’24/7: Pacquiao/Margarito’ (HBO) 10th season premiere
11:00 – ‘Donnell Rawlings: From Ashy to Classy’ (Comedy Central) special presentation
11:00 – ‘Brave New Voices 2010’ (HBO) special presentation
11:30 – ‘Inside MLB’ [if necessary] (TBS) special presentation

Sunday, October 24
7:30 – ‘MLB Playoffs: NLCS, Game 7’ [if necessary] (FOX) special presentation
8:00 – ‘First Life With David Attenborough’ (Discovery) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Luther’ (BBC America) series premiere
10:30 – ‘Football Wives’ (VH1) series premiere

Monday, October 25
12:30AM – ‘Metalocalypse’ (Adult Swim) 3rd season finale
9:00PM – ‘In Treatment’ (HBO) 3rd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Thintervention With Jackie Warner’ (Bravo) 1st season finale

Tuesday, October 26
12:00AM – ‘Dead Set, Part 1 of 5’ (IFC) special presentation
9:00PM – ‘Marijuana: A Chronic History’ (History) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Meteorite Men’ (Science) 2nd season premiere
9:00 – ‘Zoo Confidential’ (National Geographic Wild) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Bidder Rivals’ (Discovery) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Dance Cam Slam’ (VH1) series premiere
10:00 – ‘I (Almost) Got Away With It’ (ID) 2nd season premiere

Wednesday, October 27
12:00AM – ‘Dead Set, Part 2 of 5’ (IFC) special presentation
7:30PM – ‘MLB Playoffs: World Series, Game 1’ (FOX) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Friday Night Lights’ (DirecTV) 5th season premiere
9:00 – ‘I’ll Do Anything’ (BBC America) series premiere

Thursday, October 28
12:00AM – ‘Dead Set, Part 3 of 5’ (IFC) special presentation
7:30PM – ‘MLB Playoffs: World Series, Game 2’ (FOX) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Scared Shrekless’ (NBC) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Destination Truth’ (Syfy) 4th season finale
9:00 – ‘Project Runway’ (Lifetime) 8th season finale
10:00 – ‘Ancient Aliens’ (History) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Hollywood Treasure’ (Syfy) series premiere
11:00 – ‘The Fairy Jobmother’ (Lifetime) series premiere

Friday, October 29
12:00AM – ‘Benson Interruption’ (Comedy Central) series premiere
12:00AM – ‘Dead Set, Part 4 of 5’ (IFC) special presentation
9:00PM – ‘What Not to Wear’ (TLC) 8th season premiere
11:00 – ‘Orny Adams Takes the Third’ (Comedy Central) special presentation

Saturday, October 30
12:00AM – ‘Dead Set, Part 5 of 5’ (IFC) special presentation
7:30PM – ‘MLB Playoffs: World Series, Game 3’ (FOX)
8:00 – ‘American Occult: Savage Sin’ (ID) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Red: Werewolf Hunter’ (Syfy) special presentation
10:00 – ‘American Occult: Evil Sacrifice’ (ID) special presentation
10:00 – ‘The Graham Norton Show’ (BBC America) 8th season premiere
10:00 – ‘Pit Bulls & Parolees’ (Animal Planet) 2nd season premiere

Sunday, October 31 – HALLOWEEN!
7:00 – ‘Ghost Hunters Live!’ (Syfy) special presentation
8:00 – ‘MLB Playoffs: World Series, Game 4’ (FOX) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Swamp Battle’ (History) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘The Walking Dead’ (AMC) series premiere
11:30 – ‘The Venture Brothers’ (Adult Swim) 4th season finale

Here's Kelly B., who may or may not win "Survivor: Nicaragua" when it starts next Wednesday, Sept. 15 on CBS.

I already posted the September premieres and finales, but this list is good too. So here it is in case you find it handy.

I like lists. You?

This is copied wholesale from AOL’s amazing TV Squad:

Show Name Date/Time Network Premiere Genre New Returning
$#*! My Dad Says Thursday, 8:30PM CBS 09/23/2010 Comedy
20/20 Friday, 10:00PM ABC 09/24/2010 News
30 Rock Thursday, 8:30PM NBC 09/23/2010 Comedy
48 Hours Mystery Saturday, 10:00PM CBS 09/25/2010 News
90210 Monday, 8:00PM CW 09/13/2010 Drama
Amazing Race, The Sunday, 8:00PM CBS 09/26/2010 Reality
America’s Most Wanted Saturday, 9:00PM Fox 09/11/2010 Reality
America’s Next Top Model Wednesday, 8:00PM CW 09/08/2010 Reality
American Dad Sunday, 9:30PM Fox 10/03/2010 Comedy
Apprentice, The Thursday, 10:00PM NBC 09/23/2010 Reality
Better With You Wednesday, 8:30PM ABC 09/22/2010 Comedy
Big Bang Theory, The Thursday, 8:00PM CBS 09/23/2010 Comedy
Biggest Loser, The Tuesday, 8:00PM NBC 09/21/2010 Reality
Blue Bloods Friday, 10:00PM CBS 09/24/2010 Drama
Boardwalk Empire Sunday, 9:00PM HBO 09/19/2010 Drama
Body of Proof Friday, 9:00PM ABC 09/24/2010 Drama
Bones Thursday, 8:00PM Fox 09/23/2010 Drama
Bored to Death Sunday, 10:00PM HBO 09/26/2010 Comedy
Brothers and Sisters Sunday, 10:00PM ABC 09/26/2010 Drama
Castle Monday, 10:00PM ABC 09/20/2010 Drama
Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew Monday, 9:00PM VH1 10/11/2010 Reality
Chase Monday, 10:00PM NBC 09/20/2010 Drama
Chuck Monday, 8:00PM NBC 09/20/2010 Drama
Cleveland Show, The Sunday, 8:30PM Fox 09/26/2010 Comedy
Community Thursday, 8:00PM NBC 09/23/2010 Comedy
Cops Saturday, 8:00PM Fox 09/11/2010 Reality
Cougar Town Wednesday, 9:30PM ABC 09/22/2010 Comedy
Criminal Minds Wednesday, 9:00PM CBS 09/22/2010 Drama
CSI Thursday, 9:00PM CBS 09/23/2010 Drama
CSI: Miami Sunday, 10:00PM CBS 10/03/2010 Drama
CSI: New York Friday, 9:00PM CBS 09/24/2010 Drama
Dancing With the Stars Monday, 8:00PM ABC 09/20/2010 Reality
Dateline NBC Friday, 9:00PM NBC 09/24/2010 News
Defenders, The Wednesday, 10:00PM CBS 09/22/2010 Drama
Desperate Housewives Sunday, 9:00PM ABC 09/26/2010 Drama
Detroit 1-8-7 Tuesday, 10:00PM ABC 09/21/2010 Drama
Dexter Sunday, 10:00PM SHO 09/26/2010 Drama
Eastbound Down Sunday, 10:30PM HBO 09/26/2010 Comedy
Event, The Monday, 9:00PM NBC 09/20/2010 Drama
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition Sunday, 8:00PM ABC 09/26/2010 Reality
Family Guy Sunday, 9:00PM Fox 09/26/2010 Comedy
Friday Night Lights Wednesday, 9:00PM DirecTV 101 10/27/2010 Drama
Fringe Thursday, 9:00PM Fox 09/23/2010 Drama
Glee Tuesday, 9:00PM Fox 09/21/2010 Comedy
Good Wife, The Tuesday, 10:00PM CBS 09/28/2010 Drama
Gossip Girl Monday, 9:00PM CW 09/13/2010 Drama
Grey’s Anatomy Thursday, 9:00PM ABC 09/23/2010 Drama
Hawaii Five-0 Monday, 10:00PM CBS 09/20/2010 Drama
Hell’s Kitchen Wednesday, 9:00PM Fox 09/22/2010 Reality
Hellcats Wednesday, 9:00PM CW 09/08/2010 Drama
House Monday, 8:00PM Fox 09/20/2010 Drama
How I Met Your Mother Monday, 8:00PM CBS 09/20/2010 Comedy
Human Target Friday, 9:00PM Fox 09/24/2010 Drama
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Thursday, 10:00PM FX 09/16/2010 Comedy
Law Order: Los Angeles Wednesday, 10:00PM NBC 09/29/2010 Drama
Law Order: SVU Wednesday, 9:00PM NBC 09/22/2010 Drama
League, The Thursday, 10:30PM FX 09/16/2010 Comedy
Lie to Me Monday, 8:00PM Fox 11/10/2010 Drama
Life Unexpected Tuesday, 9:00PM CW 09/14/2010 Drama
Lone Star Monday, 9:00PM Fox 09/20/2010 Drama
Medium Friday, 8:00PM CBS 09/24/2010 Drama
Men of a Certain Age Monday, 10:00PM TNT 11/29/2010 Drama
Mentalist, The Thursday, 10:00PM CBS 09/23/2010 Drama
Middle, The Wednesday, 8:00PM ABC 09/22/2010 Comedy
Mike and Molly Monday, 9:30PM CBS 09/20/2010 Comedy
Modern Family Wednesday, 9:00PM ABC 09/22/2010 Comedy
My Generation Thursday, 8:00PM ABC 09/23/2010 Drama
NCIS Tuesday, 8:00PM CBS 09/21/2010 Drama
NCIS: Los Angeles Tuesday, 9:00PM CBS 09/21/2010 Drama
Nikita Thursday, 9:00PM CW 09/09/2010 Drama
No Ordinary Family Tuesday, 8:00PM ABC 09/28/2010 Drama
Office, The Thursday, 9:00PM NBC 09/23/2010 Comedy
One Tree Hill Tuesday, 8:00PM CW 09/14/2010 Drama
Outlaw Friday, 10:00PM CBS 09/24/2010 Drama
Outsourced Thursday, 9:30PM NBC 09/23/2010 Comedy
Parenthood Tuesday, 10:00PM NBC 09/21/2010 Drama
Private Practice Thursday, 10:00PM ABC 09/23/2010 Drama
Raising Hope Tuesday, 9:00PM Fox 09/21/2010 Comedy
Running Wilde Tuesday, 9:30PM Fox 09/21/2010 Comedy
Sarah Palin’s Alaska Sunday, 9:00PM TLC 11/14/2010 Reality
School Pride Friday, 8:00PM NBC 10/15/2010 Reality
Simpsons, The Sunday, 8:00PM Fox 09/26/2010 Comedy
Sister Wives Sunday, 10:00PM TLC 09/26/2010 Reality
Smallville Friday, 8:00PM CW 09/24/2010 Drama
Sons of Anarchy Tuesday, 10:00PM FX 09/07/2010 Drama
South Park Wednesday, 10:00PM COM 10/06/2010 Comedy
Stargate Universe Tuesday, 9:00PM SyFy 09/28/2010 Reality
Supernatural Friday, 9:00PM CW 09/24/2010 Drama
Survivor: Nicaragua Wednesday, 8:00PM CBS 09/15/2010 Reality
Terriers Wednesday, 10:00PM FX 09/08/2010 Drama
The Whole Truth Wednesday, 10:00PM ABC 09/22/2010 Drama
Top Chef: Just Desserts Wednesday, 10:00PM Bravo 09/15/2010 Reality
Two and a Half Men Monday, 9:00PM CBS 09/29/2010 Comedy
Undercovers Wednesday, 8:00PM NBC 09/22/2010 Drama
Vampire Diaries, The Thursday, 8:00PM CW 09/09/2010 Drama

Sigh. Rita. We hardly knew ye.

As “True Blood” and “Bachelor Pad” end, everything else begins. Seriously, just about every good show is coming back in September. (Except “In Treatment,” which returns to HBO in October.)

Did you see this trailer for “Dexter” Season 5? “Dexter” is one of 9 million shows returning on Sunday, Sept. 26. Can’t wait.

Below is the September schedule, as copied wholesale from AOL TV. Just keep scrolling down and mark your calendars.

Wednesday, September 1
8:00 – ‘CMA Music Festival: Country’s Night to Rock’ (ABC) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Campus PD’ (G4) 2nd season premiere
9:00 – ‘Plain Jane’ (The CW) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘Wonders of the Solar System’ (Science) 1st season finale
10:00 – ’24 Hour Restaurant Battle’ (Food) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Sci-Fi Science’ (Science) 2nd season premiere

Thursday, September 2
7:30 – ‘Thursday Night College Football’ (ESPN) 14th season premiere
10:00 – ‘Futurama’ (Comedy Central) 6th season finale

Friday, September 3
8:00 – ‘Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam’ (Disney) special presentation
9:00 – ‘The Short List’ (VH1) 1st season finale
9:50 – ‘Fish Hooks’ (Disney) series premiere

Saturday, September 4
8:30 – ‘Saturday Night College Football’ (ABC) 5th season premiere

Sunday, September 5
8:00 AM – ‘Samantha Brown’s Asia’ (Travel) 1st season finale
8:00 PM – ‘Holmes: Lien on Me, Part 1’ (HGTV) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Jerseylicious’ (Style) 2nd season premiere
9:00 – ‘All American Handyman’ (HGTV) series premiere
9:00 – ‘Leverage’ (TNT) 3rd season mid-season finale
9:00 – ‘Mel B: It’s a Scary World’ (Style) series premiere
9:00 – ‘Ochocinco: The Ultimate Catch’ (VH1) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Freaky Eaters’ (TLC) series premiere
10:00 – ‘The T.O. Show’ (VH1) 2nd season finale

Monday, September 6
8:00 – ‘HGTV Urban Oasis 2010’ (HGTV) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Little People, Big World’ (TLC) 6th season premiere
8:00 – ‘Nickelodeon’s Mega Music Fest 2010’ (Nickelodeon) special presentation
8:00 – ‘The Secret Life of the American Teenager’ (ABC Family) 3rd season mid-season finale
8:15 – ‘Regular Show’ (Cartoon Network) series premiere
8:30 – ‘CBS Fall Preview’ (CBS) special presentation
8:30 – ‘Mad’ (Cartoon Network) series premiere
9:00 – ‘Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations: What Were We Thinking Special’ (Travel) special presentation
9:00 – ‘The Best Thing I Ever Ate’ (Food) 3rd season finale
9:00 – ‘History Detectives’ (PBS) 8th season finale
9:00 – ‘Hoarders’ (A&E) 3rd season premiere
9:00 – ‘The Lion Ranger’ (National Geographic Wild) series premiere
9:00 – ‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Reunion, Part 2’ (Bravo) special presentation
10:00 – ‘100 Greatest Artists of All Time, Part 1’ (VH1) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations’ (Travel) 100th episode
10:00 – ‘Shatner’s Aftermath’ (Biography) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Unusual Suspects’ (ID) 1st season finale
10:15 – ‘Thintervention with Jackie Warner’ (Bravo) series premiere
11:00 – ‘100 Greatest Artists of All Time, Part 2’ (VH1) special presentation
11:00 – ‘Obsessed’ (A&E) 2nd season finale

Tuesday, September 7
9:00 – ‘360 Sessions’ (IFC) series premiere
9:00 – ‘My Trip to Al-Queda’ (HBO) special presentation
9:00 – ‘It’s Effin’ Science’ (G4) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘White Collar’ (USA) 2nd season mid-season finale
10:00 – ‘Nightlineprime: Secrets of Your Mind — Why We Do What We Do?’ (ABC) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Rehab: Party at the Hard Rock Hotel’ (TruTV) 3rd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Sons of Anarchy’ (FX) 3rd season premiere
10:00 – ‘100 Greatest Artists of All Time, Part 3’ (VH1) special presentation
11:30 – ‘Louie’ (FX) 1st season finale

Wednesday, September 8
8:00 – ‘America’s Next Top Model’ (The CW) 15th season premiere
9:00 – ‘Hellcats’ (The CW) series premiere
9:00 – ‘Inside the NFL’ (Showtime) 34th season premiere
10:00 – ‘Black Gold’ (TruTV) 3rd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Criss Angel: Mindfreak’ (A&E) 6th season finale
10:00 – ‘The Day Before’ (Sundance) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Hard Knocks: Training Camp’ (HBO) 6th season finale
10:00 – ‘Pros vs. Joes’ (Spike TV) 5th season finale
10:00 – ‘Psych’ (USA) 5th season mid-season finale
10:00 – ‘Terriers’ (FX) series premiere
10:00 – ‘100 Greatest Artists of All Time, Part 4’ (VH1) special presentation
10:30 – ‘Girl on the Run: Winter 2011’ (Sundance) special presentation

Thursday, September 9
7:30 – ‘NFL Kickoff 2010’ (NBC) special presentation
8:00 – ‘The Vampire Diaries’ (The CW) 2nd season premiere
8:30 – ‘Sunday Night Football’ (NBC) 24th season premiere
9:00 – ‘Destination Truth’ (Syfy) 4th season premiere
9:00 – ‘9/11: State of Emergency’ (History) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Nikita’ (The CW) series premiere
9:00 – ‘Rookie Blue’ (ABC) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘100 Greatest Artists of All Time Part 5’ (VH1) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Beast Legends’ (Syfy) series premiere
10:00 – ‘NICU’ (Health) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Supreme Court of Comedy’ (DirecTV) 3rd season finale
10:30 – ‘Girl on the Run: 10 Years’ (Sundance) special presentation

Friday, September 10
7:00 – ‘Nat Geo Amazing!’ (National Geographic) 1st season finale
8:00 – ‘Stand Up to Cancer’ (ABC, CBS, FOX, NBC) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Pair of Kings: Return of the Kings’ (Disney) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Eureka’ (Syfy) 4th season mid-season finale
9:00 – ‘Ghost Adventures: Best Evidence So Far’ (Travel) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Voices from Inside the Towers’ (History) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Ghost Adventures: Scariest Moments Special’ (Travel) special presentation
10:30 – ‘Fashion Police’ (E!) series premiere
10:30 – ‘The Kids in the Hall: Death Comes to Town’ (IFC) series finale

Saturday, September 11
7:00 – ‘NASCAR Countdown’ (ABC) special presentation
7:30 – ‘NASCAR Racing: Sprint Cup Series from Richmond’ (ABC) special presentation
8:00 – ‘U.S. Open Tennis Women’s Championship’ (CBS) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Cops’ (Fox) 800th episode, 23rd season premiere
8:00 – ‘Dogs 101/Cats 101’ (Animal Planet) 3rd season premiere
9:00 – ‘America’s Most Wanted’ (Fox) 24th season premiere
9:00 – ‘Fairfield Road’ (Hallmark) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Mandrake’ (Syfy) special presentation
10:00 – ‘My Ghost Story’ (Biography) 1st season finale

Sunday, September 12
12:00 AM – ‘Broken Lizard Stands Up’ (Comedy Central) special presentation
6:00 PM – ‘Britain’s Biggest Beasts’ (BBC America) special presentation
7:00 – ‘Football Night in America’ (NBC) 5th season premiere
8:00 – ‘Holmes: Lien on Me, Part 2’ (HGTV) special presentation
9:00 – ‘2010 MTV Video Music Awards’ (MTV) special presentation
9:00 – ‘True Blood’ (HBO) 3rd season finale
10:00 – ‘Hung’ (HBO) 2nd season finale
10:00 – ‘ID Investigates: Why Is Bin Laden Alive?’ (ID) special presentation
10:00 – ‘My Boys’ (TBS) 4th season finale
10:00 – ‘Over the Limit’ (TruTV) 2nd season premiere
10:30 – ‘Entourage’ (HBO) 7th season finale
11:30 – ‘The Venture Brothers’ (Cartoon Network) 4th season mid-season premiere

Monday, September 13
7:00 – ‘Monday Night Football’ (ESPN) 41st season premiere
8:00 – ‘90210’ (The CW) 3rd season premiere
9:00 – ‘The 19th Wife’ (Lifetime) special presentation
9:00 – ‘The Closer’ (TNT) 6th season mid-season finale
9:00 – ‘Gossip Girl’ (The CW) 4th season premiere
9:00 – ‘Lie to Me’ (Fox) 2nd season finale
9:00 – ‘Tourette’s Uncovered’ (Health) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Dating in the Dark’ (ABC) 2nd season finale
10:00 – ‘The Day Before’ (Sundance) 2nd season finale
10:00 – ‘Quints by Surprise: 16 Months Later’ (TLC) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Rizzoli & Isles’ (TNT) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘The World of Jenks’ (MTV) series premiere

Tuesday, September 14
8:00 – ‘8 Boys Wanting a Girl’ (Health) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Sniper: Deadliest Mission’ (History) special presentation
8:00 – ‘One Tree Hill’ (The CW) 8th season premiere
8:00 – ‘Unnatural History’ (Cartoon Network) 1st season finale
8:00 – ‘Wipeout’ (ABC) 3rd season finale
9:00 – ‘Covert Affairs’ (USA) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘Deadly Decisions at 13’ (Health) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Life Unexpected’ (The CW) 2nd season premiere
9:00 – ‘Science Special’ (Science) series premiere
10:00 – ‘1000 Ways to Die’ (Spike TV) 3rd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Big Lake’ (Comedy Central) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Fashion’s Night Out 2010’ (CBS) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Parenthood’ (NBC) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Primetime: Crime’ (ABC) 4th season finale
10:00 – ‘Sextuplets Take NY’ (TLC) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Teen Mom’ (MTV) 2nd season finale
10:30 – ‘The IT Crowd’ (IFC) 4th season finale

Wednesday, September 15
8:00 – ‘America’s Got Talent’ (NBC) 5th season finale
8:00 – ‘My Child Won’t Talk’ (Health) special presentation
8:00 – ‘MasterChef’ (Fox) 1st season finale
8:00 – ‘Survivor’ (CBS) 21st season premiere
9:00 – ‘Big Brother’ (CBS) 12th season finale
9:00 – ‘Dark Blue’ (TNT) 2nd season finale
9:00 – ‘Ma’s Roadhouse’ (TruTV) series premiere
9:00 – ‘My Kid’s Smarter Than Me’ (Health) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Chasing Mummies’ (History) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Outlaw’ (NBC) series premiere
10:00 – ‘The Real World’ (MTV) 24th season finale
10:00 – ‘Top Chef’ (Bravo) 7th season finale
10:00 – ‘The Ultimate Fighter’ (Spike TV) 12th season premiere
11:00 – ‘Royce Gracie: Ultimate Warrior’ (Spike TV) special presentation
11:00 – ‘Top Chef Just Desserts’ (Bravo) series premiere

Thursday, September 16
8:00 – ‘The Fence’ (HBO) special presentation
9:00 – ‘The First 48’ (A&E) 10th season finale
9:00 – ‘Big Kids’ (Health) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Alone Among Grizzlies’ (Animal Planet) special presentation
10:00 – ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ (FX) 6th season premiere
10:00 – ‘The Squad’ (A&E) 1st season finale
10:30 – ‘The League’ (FX) 2nd season premiere

Friday, September 17
8:00 – ‘Sym-Bionic Titan’ (Cartoon Network) series premiere
9:00 – ‘Blood Dolphins’ (Animal Planet) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘Ghost Adventures’ (Travel) 3rd season premiere
9:00 – ‘Paralyzed and Pregnant: Four Years Later’ (Health) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Star Wars: The Clone Wars’ (Cartoon Network) 3rd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Flashpoint’ (CBS) 3rd season finale
10:00 – ‘Real Time with Bill Maher’ (HBO) 8th season mid-season premiere
10:00 – ‘Whale Wars: Pete Bethune Special’ (Animal Planet) special presentation

Saturday, September 18
9:00 – ‘Being Human’ (BBC America) – 2nd season finale
9:30 – ‘Curb Appeal: The Block’ (HGTV) 2nd season finale
11:00 – ‘Bill Burr: Let It Go’ (Comedy Central) special presentation

Sunday, September 19
7:00 – ‘Wolf Battlefield’ (BBC America) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Boardwalk Empire’ (HBO) series premiere
9:00 – ‘The Gates’ (ABC) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘The Great Food Truck Race’ (Food) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘Real & Chance: Legend Hunters’ (VH1) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Fantasia for Real’ (VH1) 2nd season premiere
10:30 – ‘Freaky Eaters’ (TLC) 1st season finale
10:30 – ‘La La’s Full Court Wedding’ (VH1) series premiere

Monday, September 20
8:00 – ‘Chuck’ (NBC) 4th season premiere
8:00 – ‘Dancing with the Stars’ (ABC) 11th season premiere
8:00 – ‘House’ (Fox) 7th season premiere
8:00 – ‘How I Met Your Mother’ (CBS) 6th season premiere
8:30 – ‘Rules of Engagement’ (CBS) 5th season premiere
9:00 – ‘The Event’ (NBC) series premiere
9:00 – ‘America’s Best: Comfort Food’ (Food) special presentation
9:00 – ‘The Lion Ranger’ (National Geographic Wild) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘Lone Star’ (Fox) series premiere
9:00 – ‘RuPaul’s Drag U’ (Logo) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘Top Gear’ (BBC America) 5th season finale
9:00 – ‘Two and a Half Men’ (CBS) 8th season premiere
9:30 – ‘Mike & Molly’ (CBS) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Castle’ (ABC) 3rd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Chase’ (NBC) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Hawaii Five-0’ (CBS) series premiere

Tuesday, September 21
8:00 – ‘The Biggest Loser’ (NBC) 10th season premiere
8:00 – ‘Glee’ (Fox) 2nd season premiere
8:00 – ‘NCIS’ (CBS) 8th season premiere
9:00 – ‘America’s Best: Food Destinations’ (Food) special presentation
9:00 – ‘NCIS: Los Angeles’ (CBS) 2nd season premiere
9:00 – ‘Raising Hope’ (Fox) series premiere
9:00 – ‘Warehouse 13’ (Syfy) 2nd season finale
9:30 – ‘Real Estate Intervention’ (HGTV) 3rd season finale
9:30 – ‘Running Wilde’ (Fox) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Detroit 1-8-7’ (ABC) series premiere
10:30 – ‘Scrappers’ (Spike TV) 1st season finale

Wednesday, September 22
8:00 – ‘Hell’s Kitchen’ (Fox) 8th season premiere
8:00 – ‘The Middle’ (ABC) 2nd season premiere
8:00 – ‘Undercovers’ (NBC) series premiere
8:30 – ‘Better with You’ (ABC) series premiere
9:00 – ‘Criminal Minds’ (CBS) 6th season premiere
9:00 – ‘America’s Best: American Classics’ (Food) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Law & Order: Special Victims Unit’ (NBC) 12th season premiere
9:00 – ‘Man vs. Wild’ (Discovery) 5th season finale
9:00 – ‘Modern Family’ (ABC) 2nd season premiere
9:00 – ‘Top Chef: Reunion Special’ (Bravo) special presentation
9:30 – ‘Cougar Town’ (ABC) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘The Defenders’ (CBS) series premiere
10:00 – ‘The Real World: Reunion Special’ (MTV) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Surviving the Cut’ (Discovery) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘The Whole Truth’ (ABC) series premiere

Thursday, September 23
8:00 – ‘The Big Bang Theory’ (CBS) 4th season premiere
8:00 – ‘Bones’ (Fox) 6th season premiere
8:00 – ‘Community’ (NBC) 2nd season premiere
8:00 – ‘My Generation’ (ABC) series premiere
8:30 – ’30 Rock’ (NBC) 5th season premiere
8:30 – ‘Bleep My Dad Says’ (CBS) series premiere
8:30 – ‘My First Sale’ (HGTV) 2nd season finale
9:00 – ‘CSI: Crime Scene Investigation’ (CBS) 11th season premiere
9:00 – ‘America’s Best: Sweets’ (Food) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Fringe’ (Fox) 3rd season premiere
9:00 – ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ (ABC) 7th season premiere
9:00 – ‘The Office’ (NBC) 7th season premiere
9:30 – ‘Outsourced’ (NBC) series premiere
10:00 – ‘BBQ Pit Masters’ (TLC) 2nd season finale
10:00 – ‘The Mentalist’ (CBS) 3rd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Private Practice’ (ABC) 4th season premiere
10:00 – ‘The Trapper & the Amazon’ (Animal Planet) special presentation

Friday, September 24
8:00 – ‘Big Time Rush’ (Nickelodeon) 2nd season premiere
8:00 – ‘Dateline NBC’ (NBC) 20th season premiere
8:00 – ‘Medium’ (CBS) 7th season premiere
8:00 – ‘Smallville’ (The CW) 10th season premiere
8:00 – ‘WWE Smackdown!’ (MyNetwork TV) network finale
9:00 – ‘CSI: NY’ (CBS) 7th season finale
9:00 – ‘Man, Woman, Wild’ (Discovery) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘Say Yes to the Dress’ (TLC) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘Supernatural’ (The CW) 6th season premiere
10:00 – ’20/20′ (ABC) 33rd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Blue Blood’ (CBS) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Meat & Potatoes’ (Food) series premiere

Saturday, September 25
9:00 – ‘Sharktopus’ (Syfy) special presentation
10:00 – ’48 Hours Mystery’ (CBS) 24th season premiere
11:30 – ‘Saturday Night Live’ (NBC) 36th season premiere

Sunday, September 26
7:00 – ‘America’s Funniest Home Videos’ (ABC) 21st season premiere
7:30 – ’60 Minutes’ (CBS) 43rd season premiere
8:00 – ‘Extreme Makeover: Home Edition’ (ABC) 8th season premiere
8:00 – ‘Nature’ (PBS) 28th season premiere
8:00 – ‘The Simpsons’ (Fox) 22nd season premiere
8:30 – ‘The Amazing Race’ (CBS) 17th season premiere
8:30 – ‘The Cleveland Show’ (Fox) 2nd season premiere
9:00 – ‘All American Handyman’ (HGTV) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘Desperate Housewives’ (ABC) 7th season premiere
9:00 – ‘Dexter’ (Showtime) 5th season premiere
9:00 – ‘Family Guy’ (Fox) 8th season premiere
9:00 – ‘I Survived…’ (Biography) 5th season finale
10:00 – ‘Bored to Death’ (HBO) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Brothers & Sisters’ (ABC) 5th season premiere
10:00 – ‘Delocated!’ (Cartoon Network) 2nd season finale
10:00 – ‘Sister Wives’ (TLC) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Undercover Boss’ (CBS) 2nd season premiere
10:30 – ‘Childrens Hospital’ (Cartoon Network) 2nd season finale
10:30 – ‘Eastbound & Down’ (HBO) 2nd season premiere

Monday, September 27
12:30 AM – ‘Metalocalypse’ (Cartoon Network) 3rd season mid-season premiere
8:30 PM – ‘Chasing Justice with Dan Abrams’ (ID) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘The Best Thing I Ever Ate’ (Food) 4th season premiere
9:00 – ‘Expedition Wild with Casey Anderson’ (National Geographic Wild) 2nd season premiere
9:00 – ‘Invitation Only: Kenny Chesney’ (CMT) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Teenage Paparazzo’ (HBO) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Top Gear’ (BBC America) 15th season premiere
9:30 – ‘Rob Drydek’s Fantasy Factory’ (MTV) 3rd season finale

Tuesday, September 28
8:00 – ‘Mysteries at the Museum’ (Travel) series premiere
8:00 – ‘No Ordinary Family’ (ABC) series premiere
9:00 – ‘Stargate Universe’ (Syfy) 2nd season premiere
9:00 – ‘Weird, True & Freaky’ (Animal Planet) 3rd season premiere
10:00 – ‘The Colony’ (Discovery) 2nd season finale
10:00 – ‘The Good Wife’ (CBS) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Hair Battle Spectacular’ (Oxygen) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Lost Tapes’ (Animal Planet) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Sanctuary’ (Syfy) 3rd season premiere
11:00 – ‘WWE NXT’ (Syfy) series finale

Wednesday, September 29
8:00 – ‘War Don Don’ (HBO2) special presentation
10:00 – ‘The Choir’ (BBC America) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Law & Order: Los Angeles’ (NBC) series premiere
10:00 – ‘The Real World: The S&@! They Should’ve Shown’ (MTV) special presentation
10:00 – ‘She’s Got the Look’ (TV Land) 3rd season finale
10:30 – ‘Tosh.0’ (Comedy Central) 2nd season finale

Thursday, September 30
No premieres, specials or finales

Craig M. looks a little left out there. Was he too "dangerous" to bond with everyone else?

I’m late again.

Just scrolling through this list I had to stop on the “Kids in the Hall: Death Comes to Town” (IFC) series premiere on Friday, August 20. I’ve seen the Kids in the Hall … three times? I think it was three times. Orpheum. Boston. Awesome. Bruce McCulloch’s “Shame-Based Man” is a work of genius. I’ll have to try to check out “Death Comes to Town.”

I’ll also be checking out “Bachelor Pad,” because I’m not destined to ever be free of “The Bachelor”/”Bachelorette” franchise.

If you are still into spoilers you can check out a good amount of “Bachelor Pad” spoilers here. Don’t worry, no finales are spoiled. They haven’t even filmed the finale yet, which is probably what the rest of the “Bachelor” franchise should do to make sure they keep this streak of “secret ” endings alive.

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Anyway, here’s the August schedule, as copied wholesale from AOL TV:

Sunday, August 1
7:00 – ‘Sons of Tucson’ (FOX) series finale
8:00 – ‘Rubicon’ (AMC) series premiere
9:00 – ‘Shark Week: Ultimate Air Jaws’ (Discovery) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Killer on Campus’ (TLC) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Shark Week: Into the Shark Bite’ (Discovery) special presentation
10:30 – ‘Strange Sex’ (TLC) 1st season finale

Monday, August 2
8:00 – ‘The Bachelorette’ (ABC) 6th season finale
8:00 – ‘Last American Cowboy’ (Animal Planet) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘Shark Week: Shark Attack Survival Guide’ (Discovery) special presentation
9:00 – ‘The Good Guys’ (FOX) 1st season mid-season finale
9:00 – ’12th and Deleware’ (HBO) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Money Hungry’ (VH1) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Shark Week: Day of the Shark 3’ (Discovery) special presentation
10:00 – ‘James May’s Toy Stories’ (BBC America) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Scream Queens’ (VH1) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Shatner’s Aftermath’ (Biography) series premiere
10:00 – ‘The Bachelorette: After the Final Rose’ (ABC) special presentation

Tuesday, August 3
9:00 – ’18 to Life’ (The CW) series premiere
9:00 – ’19 Kids & Counting’ (TLC) 5th season premiere
9:00 – ‘The Bad Girls Club’ (Oxygen) 5th season premiere
9:00 – ‘Cupcake Wars’ (Food) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘Shark Week: Sharkbite Beach’ (Discovery) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Shaq Vs.’ (ABC) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List’ (Bravo) 6th season finale
10:00 – ‘One Big Happy Family’ (TLC) 2nd season mid-season premiere
10:00 – ‘Scrappers’ (Spike) series premiere
11:00 – ‘The Rachel Zoe Project’ (Bravo) 3rd season premiere

Wednesday, August 4
8:30 – ‘Rebel Monkeys’ (National Geographic Wild) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘Dark Blue’ (TNT) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Criss Angel: Mindfreak’ (A&E) 6th season premiere
10:00 – ‘Best Bites: Shark Week’s Greatest Hits’ (Discovery) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Locked Up Abroad’ (National Geographic) 4th season finale
10:00 – ‘The Shift’ (ID) 3rd season finale

Thursday, August 5
9:00 – ‘Police Women of Memphis’ (TLC) 3rd season finale
9:00 – ‘The Real Housewives of DC’ (Bravo) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Naked Science’ (National Geographic) 9th season finale
10:00 – ‘Omarosa’s Ultimate Merger’ (TV One) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘The Sqaud: Prison Police’ (A&E) series premiere

Friday, August 6
8:00 – ‘Friday Night Lights’ (NBC) 4th season finale
10:00 – ‘How I Lost 100lbs.’ (TLC) special presentation

Saturday, August 7
9:00 – ‘Aussie Millions Poker’ (GSN) 1st season finale

Sunday, August 8
8:00 – ‘The Uprising’ (Animal Planet) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Sunday Night Football Preseason: Bengals vs. Cowboys’ (NBC) special presentation
10:00 – ‘BBC America Reveals: Baby Beauty Queens’ (BBC America) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Hoarding: Buried Alive’ (TLC) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami’ (E!) 2nd season finale
10:30 – ‘Holly’s World’ (E!) 1st season finale
11:00 – ‘Russell Simmons Presents: Stand-Up at the El Rey’ (Comedy Central) 1st season finale
11:30 – ‘The Boondocks’ (Cartoon Network) 3rd season finale

Monday, August 9
8:00 – ‘Bachelor Pad’ (ABC) series premiere
8:00 – ‘Teen Choice 2010’ (FOX) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Keith Sweat’s Platinum House’ (Centric) 1st season finale
8:00 – ‘Too Fat for 15’ (Style) series premiere
9:00 – ‘El Espiritu de la Salsa’ (HBO) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Last Comic Standing’ (NBC) 7th season finale
9:00 – ‘Wild Nights’ (National Geographic Wild) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives’ (Food) 9th season finale
10:00 – ‘Fabulous Cakes’ (TLC) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Dating in the Dark’ (ABC) 2nd season premiere

Tuesday, August 10
8:00 – ‘Hell’s Kitchen’ (FOX) 7th season finale
8:00 – ‘Pretty Little Liars’ (ABC Family) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘Flipping Out’ (Bravo) 4th season premiere
9:00 – ‘Swords’ (Discovery) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Chopped’ (Food) 4th season finale
10:00 – ‘Hair Battle Spectacular’ (Oxygen) series premiere
10:30 – ‘The IT Crowd’ (IFC) 4th season premiere

Wednesday, August 11
9:00 – ‘Man Vs. Wild’ (Discovery) 5th season premiere
10:00 – ‘Hard Knocks: Training Camp With the New York Jets’ (HBO) 6th season premiere
10:00 – ‘LA Ink’ (TLC) 4th season premiere

Thursday, August 12
8:00 – ‘Monday Night Football Preseason: Panthers at Ravens’ (ESPN) special presentation
8:00 – ‘So You Think You Can Dance’ (FOX) 7th season finale
9:00 – ‘American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior’ (TLC) series premiere
10:00 – ‘BBQ Pit Masters’ (TLC) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Boston Med’ (ABC) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Penn & Teller Bulls—!’ (Showtime) 8th season finale
10:00 – ‘Raising Sextuplets’ (WE) 2nd season finale

Friday, August 13
8:00 – ‘Wife Swap’ (ABC) 6th season finale
9:00 – ‘Cropsey’ (ID) special presentation
10:00 – ‘The Whitest Kids U’Know’ (IFC) 4th season finale
10:00 – ‘World’s Deadliest’ (National Geographic Wild) 1st season finale

Saturday, August 14
12 AM – ‘Jeffery & Cole Casserole’ (Logo) 2nd season finale
8 PM – ‘Visa Gymnastics Championships’ (NBC) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Doubles Poker Championship’ (GSN) series premiere

Sunday, August 15
9:00 – ‘The Next Food Network Star’ (Food) 6th season finale
9:00 – ‘Scoundrels’ (ABC) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘BBC America Reveals: Baby Birthday Bashes’ (BBC America) special presentation
10:00 – ‘The Comedy Central Roast of David Hasselhoff’ (Comedy Central) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Food Trucks’ (Food) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians’ (E!) 5th season premiere
10:00 – ‘The Real L Word’ (Showtime) 1st season finale
10:30 – ‘The Spin Crowd’ (E!) series premiere

Monday, August 16
8:00 – ‘Monday Night Football Preseason: Giants at Jets’ (ESPN) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Animal Planet Investigates: Gang Dogs’ (Animal Planet) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Weeds’ (Showtime) 6th season premiere
10:30 – ‘The Big C’ (Showtime) series premiere

Tuesday, August 17
8:00 – ‘Melissa & Joey’ (ABC Family) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Big Lake’ (Comedy Central) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Primetime: Family Secrets’ (ABC) 4th season finale

Wednesday, August 18
9:00 – ‘Ghost Hunters International’ (Syfy) 2nd season finale
10:00 – ‘Hot in Cleveland’ (TV Land) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Man Shops Globe’ (Sundance) 2nd season finale
10:00 – ‘Surviving the Cut’ (Discovery) series premiere

Thursday, August 19
8:00 – ‘Extreme Cuisine With Jeff Corwin’ (Food) 2nd season premiere
8:00 – ‘NFL Preseason: Patriots at Falcons’ (FOX) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Mary Knows Best’ (Syfy) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Fact or Faked: Paranormal Files’ (Syfy) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Primetime: Secrets of the Mind’ (ABC) series premiere
10:00 – ‘You’re Wearing That?!?’ (WE) series premiere
11:00 – ‘WCG Ultimate Gamer’ (Syfy) 2nd season premiere

Friday, August 20
8:00 – ‘NFL Preseason: Eagles at Bengals’ (FOX) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Dual Survival’ (Discovery) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Kids in the Hall: Death Comes to Town’ (IFC) series premiere

Saturday, August 21
7:00 – ‘NASCAR Countdown’ (ABC) special presentation
7:30 – ‘NASCAR Racing: Sprint Cup Series at Bristol’ (ABC) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Last Chance Highway’ (Animal Planet) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘Lake Placid 3’ (Syfy) special presentation
11:30 – ‘Whitney Cummings Stand-Up’ (Comedy Central) special presentation

Sunday, August 22
8:00 – ‘The Great Rift Valley’ (Animal Planet) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Sunday Night Football Preseason: Vikings at ’49ers’ (NBC) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Army Wives’ (Lifetime) 4th season finale
10:00 – ‘HGTV Design Star’ (HGTV) 5th season finale
10:30 – ‘BBC America Reveals: My Supermodel Baby’ (BBC America) special presentation

Monday, August 23
8:00 – ‘Monday Night Football Preseason: Cardinals at Titans’ (ESPN) special presentation
8:00 – ‘2010 Miss Universe Pageant’ (NBC) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Bond of Silence’ (Lifetime) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Wild Nights’ (National Geographic Wild) 1st season finale
9:30 – ‘Stoked’ (Cartoon Network) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘The Hard Times of RJ Berger’ (MTV) 1st season finale

Tuesday, August 24
9:00 – ‘HawthoRNe’ (TNT) 2nd season finale
10:00 – ‘Growing Up Twisted’ (A&E) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Memphis Beat’ (TNT) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Primetime: Crime’ (ABC) 4th season premiere

Wednesday, August 25
9:00 – ‘Confessions: Animal Hoarding’ (Animal Planet) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘Ghost Hunters’ (Syfy) 6th season mid-season premiere
10:00 – ‘Monsters Inside Me’ (Animal Planet) 2nd season finale)
10:00 – ‘She’s Got the Look’ (TV Land) 3rd season premiere

Thursday, August 26
8:00 – ‘Monday Night Football Preseason: Colts at Packers’ (ESPN) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Burn Notice’ (USA) 4th season mid-season finale
10:00 – ‘Royal Pains’ (USA) 2nd season mid-season finale
10:30 – ‘Family Style’ (Food) series premiere

Friday, August 27
8:00 – ‘NFL Preseason: Chargers at Saints’ (CBS) special presentation
8:00 – ‘The Outdoor Room With Jamie Durie’ (HGTV) 2nd season finale
9:00 – ‘Whale Wars’ (Animal Planet) 3rd season finale
10:00 – ‘Chefs vs. City’ (Food) 2nd season finale
10:00 – ‘The Pillars of the Earth’ (Starz) mini-series finale

Saturday, August 28
8:00 – ‘NFL Preseason: Cowboys at Texans’ (CBS) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Dogs 101/Cats 101’ (Animal Planet) 3rd season premiere
9:00 – ‘The Wish List’ (Hallmark) special presentation

Sunday, August 29
8:00 – ‘NFL Preseason: Steelers at Broncos’ (FOX) special presentation
8:00 – ’62nd Primetime Emmy Awards’ (NBC) special presentation
9:00 – ‘The Cove’ (Animal Planet) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Border Wars’ (National Geographic) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘BBC America Reveals: Leaving Home at 8 Years Old’ (BBC America) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Drop Dead Diva’ (Lifetime) 2nd season finale

Monday, August 30
8:00 – ‘Samantha Brown’s Asia’ (Travel) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘Huge’ (ABC Family) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘Ultimate Car Build Off’ (Discovery) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives’ (Food) 10th season premiere
10:00 – ‘Monster Fish’ (National Geographic) 2nd season finale
10:00 – ‘Obsessed’ (A&E) 2nd season finale
10:30 – ‘Warren the Ape’ (MTV) 1st season finale

Tuesday, August 31
8:00 – ‘Breakthrough With Tony Robbins’ (NBC) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘National Geographic Explorer’ (National Geographic) 6th season finale
10:00 – ‘Rescue Me’ (FX) 6th season finale
10:00 – ‘Trey Songz: My Moment’ (BET) 1st season finale
10:30 – ‘Scrappers’ (Spike) 1st season finale