I like the three new DWTS pros, especially Irish Tristan.

I don’t envy my friend “Survivor” for having to go against “X-Factor” at 8 p.m. on Wednesdays.  That could be rough.  At least “America’s Next Top Model” is sticking to 9 p.m. But, actually, I don’t think they’re safe either since “X-Factor” seems to be doing a two-hour premiere (8 to 10 p.m. Wed. Sept. 21) and then some one-and-a-half-hour episodes. Oh well.

“Dancing With the Stars” Season 13 should be interesting. Read more news, gossip and other stuff about DWTS here at Wetpaint’s nifty site.

A ton of stuff is starting or returning in September, so here’s the schedule as copied wholesale from the lovely and amazing AOL TV Squad:

Thursday, September 1
9:00 – ‘Selling New York’ (HGTV) 3rd season finale
9:00 – ‘Smoking Gun Presents’ (TruTV) 11th season finale
9:00 – ‘Sweet Home Alabama’ (CMT) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘I’m Pregnant And…’ (Health) 3rd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Perisher: Do or Die’ (Military) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Rising: Rebuilding Ground Zero’ (Discovery) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Texas Women’ (CMT) 1st season finale
10:30 – ‘Ugly Americans’ (Comedy) 2nd season finale
11:00 – ‘The Green Room with Paul Provenza’ (Showtime) 2nd season finale
11:00 – ‘Last Cup: Road to the World Series of Beer Pong’ (Spike) special presentation
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Friday, September 2
12:00AM – ‘Childrens Hospital’ (Cartoon) 3rd season finale
9:00PM – ‘Man, Woman, Wild’(Discovery) 2nd season premiere
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Saturday, September 3
7:30 – ‘Bathtastic Top 10: Easiest Projects Ever’ (DIY) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Game Time’ (NBC) original telefilm
8:00 – ‘Saturday Night College Football’ (ABC) 6th season premiere
10:00 – ‘I Faked My Own Death’ (Discovery) series premiere
10:00 – ‘The Invaders’ (NatGeo Wild) 1st season finale
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Sunday, September 4
8:00 – ‘Cooking School Confidential’ (Cooking) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Sunday Best’ (BET) 4th season finale
9:00 – ‘All American Handyman’ (HGTV) 2nd season premiere
9:00 – ‘Las Vegas Jailhouse’ (TruTV) 4th season premiere

Monday, September 5
8:00 – ‘When Pop Culture Saved America’ (Bio) special presentation
8:00 – ‘The Secret Life of the American Teenager’ (ABC Family) 4th season mid-season finale
9:00 – ‘The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ (Bravo) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘The Glades’ (A&E) 2nd season finale
10:00 – ‘Children of 9/11’ (NBC) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Flying Anvils 2011’ (Science) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Swamp Loggers’ (Discovery) 4th season mid-season premiere
10:00 – ‘Turf War’ (DIY) 2nd season finale

Tuesday, September 6
8:00 – ‘G4’s Proving Ground’ (G4) 1st season finale
8:00 – ‘I Survived … 9/11’ (Bio) special presentation
8:30 – ‘Big Law: Deputy Butterbean’ (ID) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘Take the Money and Run’ (ABC) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Combat Hospital’ (ABC) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Frontier Force’ (National Geographic) series premiere
10:00 – ‘The Rachel Zoe Project’ (Bravo) 4th season premiere
10:00 – ‘Sons of Anarchy’ (FX) 4th season premiere
11:30 – ‘Repo Games’ (Spike) 1st season finale

Wednesday, September 7
8:00 – ‘SEC Stories: Hershel Walker on ESPNU’ (ESPN) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Famous Food’ (VH1) 1st season finale
8:00 – ‘Sleep Sex’ (Health) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Inside the NFL’ (Showtime) 35th season premiere
9:00 – ‘Saved’ (Animal Planet) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Paranormal Witness’ (Syfy) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Pawn 90210’ (E!) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Rescue Me’ (FX) series finale

Thursday, September 8
8:30 – ‘CBS Fall Preview’ (CBS) special presentation
8:30 – ‘Sunday Night Football: New Orleans @ Green Bay’ (NBC) 25th season premiere
9:00 – ‘Burn Notice’ (USA) 5th season mid-season finale
9:00 – ‘Most Valuable Players’ (OWN) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Futurama’ (Comedy) 6th season finale
10:00 – ‘Rookie Blue’ (ABC) 2nd season finale
10:00 – ‘Suits’ (USA) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Wilfred’ (FX) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Yard Crashers’ (DIY) 6th season finale
10:30 – ‘Louie’ (FX) 2nd season finale

Friday, September 9
9:00 – ‘9/11: The Days After’ (History) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Mel Brooks and Dick Cavett Together Again’ (HBO) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Torchwood: Miracle Day’ (Starz) 4th season finale

Saturday, September 10
7:30 – ‘NASCAR Sprint Cup: Richmond’ (ABC) special presentation
8:00 – ‘US Open Women’s Tennis Championship’ (CBS) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Cops’ (FOX) 24th season premiere
9:00 – ‘Jabberwock’ (Syfy) original telefilm
9:00 – ‘The Love We Make’ (Showtime) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Voices from Inside the Towers’ (History) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Bad Dog!’ (Animal Planet) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Beyond: Messages from 9/11’ (Bio) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Portraits from Ground Zero’ (A&E) special presentation
11:00 – ‘Outnumbered’ (BBC America) 1st season finale
11:30 – ‘Friday Night Dinner’ (BBC America) 1st season finale

Sunday, September 11
7:00 – ‘Football Night in America’ (NBC) 6th season premiere
8:00 – ‘9/11: 10 Years Later’ (CBS) special presentation
8:00 – ‘America Remembers 9/11’ (PBS) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Cupcakes Wars’ (Food) 3rd season finale
8:00 – ‘Making the 9/11 Memorial’ (History) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew’ (VH1) 5th season finale
9:00 – ‘The Space Between’ (USA) special presentation
9:00 – ‘True Blood’ (HBO) 4th season finale
9:00 – ‘Twins of the Twin Towers’ (OWN) special presentation
9:30 – ‘In the Flow with Affion Crockett’ (FOX) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ (HBO) 8th season finale
10:00 – ‘Dinosaur Revolution’ (Discovery) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Primetime: Remembrance and Renewal: 10 Years After the 9/11 Attacks’ (ABC) special presentation
10:00 – ‘World’s Smallest Man’ (TLC) special presentation
10:15 – ‘From the Ground Up’ (OWN) special presentation
10:20 – ‘Twin Towers’ (USA) special presentation
10:30 – ‘Entourage’ (HBO) series finale
11:45 – ‘Squidbillies’ (Cartoon) 6th season premiere

Monday, September 12
7:00 – ‘Monday Night Football: New England @ Miami’ (ESPN) 42nd season premiere
8:00 – ‘Bachelor Pad’ (ABC) 2nd season finale
8:00 – ‘Gaga by Gaultier’ (CW) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Kissinger’ (National Geographic) special presentation
9:00 – ‘2011 Miss Universe Pageant’ (NBC) special presentation
9:00 – ‘The Closer’ (TNT) 7th season mid-season finale
9:00 – ‘HGTV Design Star’ (HGTV) 6th season finale
9:00 – ‘Kate Plus 8’ (TLC) series finale
9:15 – ‘The CW 2011 Preview Special’ (CW) special presentation
10:00 – ‘The Best Thing I Ever Ate’ (Food) 6th season premiere
10:00 – ‘Killer Outbreaks’ (Animal Planet) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Rizzoli & Isles’ (TNT) 2nd season mid-season finale
10:00 – ‘Showhouse Showdown’ (HGTV) series premiere
10:15 – ‘Monday Night Football: Oakland @ Denver’ (ESPN) special presentation

Tuesday, September 13
7:00 – ‘Rise Up’ (ESPN) series premiere
8:00 – ‘90210’ (CW) 4th season premiere
8:00 – ‘It’s Worth What?’ (NBC) 1st season finale
8:00 – ‘Miracle Babies’ (NatGeo Wild) series premiere
9:00 – ‘Ringer’ (CW) series premiere
9:00 – ‘Wedding Fabulous: Sherri Shepherd Gets Married’ (Style) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Auction Hunters’ (Spike) 2nd season finale
10:00 – ‘Big Sexy’ (TLC) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Jacqueline Kennedy: In Her Own Words’ (ABC) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Parenthood’ (NBC) 3rd season premiere
10:30 – ‘Family Restaurant’ (WE) 1st season finale
10:30 – ‘I Hate My Bath’ (DIY) series premiere
11:00 – ‘Gordon Ramsay’s F Word’ (BBC America) 5th season finale

Wednesday, September 14
8:00 – ‘America’s Got Talent’ (NBC) 6th season finale
8:00 – ‘Buried Treasure’ (FOX) 1st season finale
8:00 – ‘H8R’ (CW) series premiere
8:00 – ‘Killing in the Name’ (HBO2) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Survivor: South Pacific’ (CBS) 23rd season premiere
8:30 – ‘Melissa & Joey’ (ABC Family) 1st season finale
8:30 – ‘My Design Life’ (Ovation) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘America’s Next Top Model’ (CW) 17th season premiere
9:00 – ‘Miracle Babies’ (National Geographic) 1st season finale
9:30 – ‘Big Brother’ (CBS) 13th season finale
9:30 – ‘Operation Repo’ (TruTV) 9th season premiere
9:30 – ‘Outrageous Kid Parties’ (TLC) 2nd season finale
10:00 – ‘Damages’ (DirecTV Audience) 4th season finale
10:00 – ‘Hulk Hogan’s MCW’ (TruTV) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Necessary Roughness’ (USA) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Nightline Prime’ (ABC) 2nd season finale
10:00 – ‘Toddlers & Tiaras’ (TLC) 4th season mid-season finale
10:00 – ‘Up All Night’ (NBC) series premiere
10:30 – ‘Free Agents’ (NBC) series premiere
10:30 – ‘Storage Wars: Dallas’ (A&E) series premiere

Thursday, September 15
8:00 – ‘The Vampire Diaries’ (CW) 3rd season premiere
8:00 – ‘Wipeout’ (ABC) 4th season finale
9:00 – ‘Angels Among Us’ (CMT) series premiere
9:00 – ‘The Secret Circle’ (CW) series premiere
9:00 – ‘Secret Weapon of the Confederacy’ (National Geographic) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Beyond Scared Straight’ (A&E) 2nd season finale
10:00 – ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ (FX) 7th season premiere
10:00 – ‘LA Ink’ (TLC) series finale
10:30 – ‘Archer’ (FX) 3rd season premiere

Friday, September 16
6:00 – ‘Batman: The Brave and the Bold’ (Cartoon) 3rd season mid-season premiere
6:30 – ‘Young Justice’ (Cartoon) 1st season mid-season premiere
7:00 – ‘Generator Rex’ (Cartoon) 2nd season mid-season premiere
7:30 – ‘Ben 10: Ultimate Alien’ (Cartoon) 2nd season mid-season premiere
8:00 – ‘2011 NCLR ALMA Awards’ (NBC) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Star Wars: The Clone Wars’ (Cartoon) 4th season premiere
9:00 – ’24/7: Mayweather/Ortiz’ (HBO) 12th season finale
9:00 – ‘Karaoke Battle USA’ (NBC) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘Tanked’ (Animal Planet) 1st season finale
10:00 – ’20/20′ (ABC) 34th season premiere
10:00 – ‘Real Time with Bill Maher’ (HBO) 9th season mid-season premiere
10:30 – ‘Sugar High’ (Food) 1st season finale
11:00 – ‘Whisker Wars’ (IFC) 1st season finale

Saturday, September 17
9:00 – ‘Love Begins’ (Hallmark) original telefilm
10:00 – ‘Confronting’ (OWN) series premiere
10:00 – ‘I Faked My Own Death’ (Discovery) 1st season finale
11:00 – ‘Funny as Hell: Part 1’ (BBC America) special presentation

Sunday, September 18
7:00 – ‘Countdown to the Emmys’ (FOX) special presentation
8:00 – ’63rd Primetime Emmy Awards’ (FOX) special presentation
8:00 – ‘A Culinary Coup: The Launch of Ku de Ta’ (Cooking) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Shake It Up’ (Disney) series premiere
8:15 – ‘Sunday Night Football: Philadelphia @ Atlanta’ (NBC) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Hoarding: Buried Alive’ (TLC) 3rd season finale
10:00 – ‘Planet Rock: The Story of Hip Hop and the Crack Generation’ (VH1) special presentation

Monday, September 19
8:00 – ‘Dancing with the Stars’ (ABC) 13th season premiere
8:00 – ‘Eureka’ (Syfy) 4th season finale
8:00 – ‘Hell’s Kitchen’ (FOX) 9th season finale
8:00 – ‘House Crashers’ (DIY) 5th season premiere
8:00 – ‘How I Met Your Mother’ (CBS) 7th season premiere
8:00 – ‘The Sing-Off’ (NBC) 3rd season premiere
8:30 – ‘Monday Night Football: St. Louis @ NY Giants’ (ESPN) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Bath Crashers’ (DIY) 3rd season finale
9:00 – ‘Two and a Half Men’ (CBS) 9th season premiere
9:30 – ‘2 Broke Girls’ (CBS) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Castle’ (ABC) 4th season premiere
10:00 – ‘The Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen’ (Comedy) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Hawaii Five-0’ (CBS) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Intervention’ (A&E) 11th season finale
10:00 – ‘The Playboy Club’ (NBC) series premiere
10:30 – ‘Deadly 60’ (NatGeo Wild) 1st season finale

Tuesday, September 20
8:00 – ‘The Biggest Loser’ (NBC) 12th season premiere
8:00 – ‘Dancing with the Stars: Meet the Cast’ (ABC) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Glee’ (FOX) 3rd season premiere
8:00 – ‘NCIS’ (CBS) 9th season premiere
9:00 – ‘NCIS: Los Angeles’ (CBS) 3rd season premiere
9:00 – ‘New Girl’ (FOX) series premiere
9:00 – ‘What Not to Wear’ (TLC) 9th season mid-season finale
9:30 – ‘Raising Hope’ (FOX) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Big Hair Alaska’ (TLC) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Body of Proof’ (ABC) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Born to Dance: Laurieann Gibson’ (BET) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Tosh.0’ (Comedy) 3rd season mid-season premiere
10:00 – ‘Unforgettable’ (CBS) series premiere
10:30 – ‘Workaholics’ (Comedy) 2nd season premiere
11:00 – ‘Web Therapy’ (Showtime) 1st season finale

Wednesday, September 21
8:00 – ‘The Middle’ (ABC) 3rd season premiere
8:00 – ‘Live from Lincoln Center: New York Philharmonic Opening Night with Deborah Voigt’ (PBS) special presentation
8:00 – ‘The X-Factor’ (FOX) series premiere
9:00 – ‘Criminal Minds’ (CBS) 7th season premiere
9:00 – ‘Harry’s Law’ (NBC) 2nd season premiere
9:00 – ‘Modern Family’ (ABC) 3rd season premiere
10:00 – ‘CSI: Crime Scene Investigation’ (CBS) 12th season premiere
10:00 – ‘Deadliest Warrior’ (Spike) 3rd season finale
10:00 – ‘The Hour’ (BBC America) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Law & Order: Special Victims Unit’ (NBC) 13th season premiere
10:00 – ‘Not in Our Town: Light in the Darkness’ (PBS) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Restaurant: Impossible’ (Food) 2nd season finale
10:00 – ‘Revenge’ (ABC) series premiere
10:30 – ‘Animals Say the Wildest Things’ (NatGeo Wild) 1st season finale

Thursday, September 22
8:00 – ‘The Big Bang Theory’ (CBS) 5th season premiere
8:00 – ‘Charlie’s Angels’ (ABC) series premiere
8:00 – ‘Community’ (NBC) 3rd season premiere
8:00 – ‘Crude’ (Sundance) special presentation
8:30 – ‘Parks & Recreation’ (NBC) 4th season premiere
9:00 – ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ (ABC) 8th season premiere
9:00 – ‘The Office’ (NBC) 8th season premiere
9:00 – ‘Person of Interest’ (CBS) series premiere
9:00 – ‘The Ultimate Merger’ (TV One) 2nd season finale
9:30 – ‘Whitney’ (NBC) series premiere
10:00 – ‘The Mentalist’ (CBS) 4th season premiere
10:00 – ‘Prime Suspect’ (NBC) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Prison Diaries’ (TLC) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Sweet Genius’ (Food) series premiere

Friday, September 23
8:00 – ‘A Gifted Man’ (CBS) series premiere
8:00 – ‘Jurassic C.S.I.’ (National Geographic) 1st season finale
8:00 – ‘Kitchen Nightmares’ (FOX) 4th season premiere
8:00 – ‘Nikita’ (CW) 2nd season premiere
9:00 – ‘CSI: NY’ (CBS) 8th season premiere
9:00 – ‘Dateline NBC’ (NBC) 21st season premiere
9:00 – ‘Fringe’ (FOX) 4th season premiere
9:00 – ‘Ghost Adventures’ (Travel) 5th season premiere
9:00 – ‘Supernatural’ (CW) 7th season premiere
10:00 – ‘Blue Bloods’ (CBS) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘The Dead Files’ (Travel) series premiere

Saturday, September 24
5:00 – ‘Dear Genevieve’ (HGTV) 5th season premiere
9:00 – ‘Morlocks’ (Syfy) original telefilm
10:00 – ’48 Hours Mystery’ (CBS) 25th season premiere
10:00 – ‘The Nerdist’ (BBC America) special presentation
10:30 – ‘Funny as Hell: Part 2’ (BBC America) special presentation
11:30 – ‘Saturday Night Live’ (NBC) 37th season premiere

Sunday, September 25
5:00AM – ‘2011 Prism Awards Showcase’ (National Geographic) special presentation
7:00PM – ’60 Minutes’ (CBS) 44th season premiere
7:00 – ‘Extreme Makeover: Home Edition’ (ABC) 9th season premiere
8:00 – ‘The Amazing Race’ (CBS) 19th season premiere
8:00 – ‘The Simpsons’ (FOX) 23rd season premiere
8:00 – ‘Stuffed: Food Hoarders’ (Cooking) special presentation
8:15 – ‘Sunday Night Football: Pittsburgh @ Indianapolis’ (NBC) special presentation
8:30 – ‘The Cleveland Show’ (FOX) 3rd season premiere
9:00 – ‘Boardwalk Empire’ (HBO) 2nd season premiere
9:00 – ‘Desperate Housewives’ (ABC) 8th season premiere
9:00 – ‘Drop Dead Diva’ (Lifetime) 3rd season finale
9:00 – ‘Family Guy’ (FOX) 10th season premiere
9:00 – ‘The Good Wife’ (CBS) 3rd season premiere
9:00 – ‘The Great Food Truck Race’ (Food) 2nd season finale
9:00 – ‘Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos’ (Comedy) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Sister Wives’ (TLC) 2nd season mid-season premiere
9:30 – ‘American Dad’ (FOX) 7th season premiere
10:00 – ‘The 33rd UNCF An Evening of Stars’ (BET) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Bar Rescue’ (Spike) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘CSI: Miami’ (CBS) 10th season premiere
10:00 – ‘Dirty Soap’ (E!) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Pan Am’ (ABC) series premiere

Monday, September 26
8:00 – ‘Gossip Girl’ (CW) 5th season premiere
8:00 – ‘Terra Nova’ (FOX) series premiere
8:30 – ‘Monday Night Football: Washington @ Dallas’ (ESPN) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Cake Boss’ (TLC) 4th season mid-season premiere
9:00 – ‘Hart of Dixie’ (CW) series premiere
9:00 – ‘Top Gear’ (BBC America) 17th season finale
9:30 – ‘Mike & Molly’ (CBS) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Alphas’ (Syfy) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Weeds’ (Showtime) 7th season finale
10:30 – ‘The Big C’ (Showtime) 2nd season finale

Tuesday, September 27
8:00 – ‘Catching Hell’ (ESPN) special presentation
9:00 – ’19 Kids & Counting’ (TLC) 5th season mid-season premiere
9:00 – ’24 Hours in the ER’ (BBC America) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Chopped’ (Food) 9th season finale
10:00 – ‘The Little Couple’ (TLC) 4th season mid-season premiere
10:00 – ‘POV’ (PBS) 24th season finale

Wednesday, September 28
8:00 – ‘Love Translated’ (Health) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Position Among the Stars’ (HBO2) special presentation
8:30 – ‘Suburgatory’ (ABC) series premiere
9:00 – ‘Extreme Couponing’ (TLC) 2nd season premiere
9:00 – ‘Rocket City Rednecks’ (National Geographic) series premiere
9:30 – ‘Happy Endings’ (ABC) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Luther’ (BBC America) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Mad Scientists’ (National Geographic) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Storm Chasers’ (Discovery) 5th season premiere
10:30 – ‘Nick Swardson’s Pretend Time: Clip Show’ (Comedy) special presentation

Thursday, September 29
8:00 – ‘The Latino List’ (HBO) special presentation
8:30 – ‘How to Be a Gentleman’ (CBS) series premiere
10:00 – ‘I’m Pregnant And…’ (Health) 3rd season finale
10:00 – ‘Private Practice’ (ABC) 5th season premiere
10:30 – ‘Archer’ (FX) 3rd season mid-season finale

Friday, September 30
6:00 – ‘MLB Playoffs [TBD]’ (TBS) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Jessie’ (Disney) series premiere
9:30 – ‘MLB Playoffs [TBS]’ (TBS) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Haven’ (Syfy) 2nd season finale
10:00 – ‘Rat Busters NYC’ (Animal Planet) 1st season finale

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