Everyone kinda expected this one to be Ben Affleck and Blake Lively.

Are you reading the blind vice reveals that were just unveiled on July 4 on Crazy Days and Nights? You should be.

Every Friday I head there for the juicy blind vices. I usually come up blank on who is involved, but the commenters are astute and usually guess well.

And now we have the answers to many of the BVs. I wish Ted Casablanca would do this for The Awful Truth, but he’s not as awesome as Enty.

I kinda sorta trust this entertainment lawyer guy. It doesn’t mean the vices shouldn’t be taken with a grain of salt, but we all figured Michael C. Hall and Julia Stiles had a thing on “Dexter,” despite her assertions to the contrary. No?

Some of the vices are truly wowzers. I’m posting a taste below, but Enty said he has tons more to post, so I may not have seen the best of them yet. Even Lucille Ball has a vice listed!

Here’s a sampling of the full shebang. If my friend Lisa is reading this, I hope this makes her stop telling me I should marry Josh Hartnett:

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Original vice post date: June 27, 2011

This A list couple, although, if taken individually he is probably a B+ actor who sucks at acting and she is rarely in anything anymore because I think most of her days are filled with followup doctor’s appointments. Anyway, this couple is finished. Over. If they don’t announce their divorce prior to July 4th, I will go ahead and do it for you on that day. You know, because I care.

Reveal: Demi & Ashton

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May 24, 2011

Really, Estella?

These would have been very hard without the Estella Warren part of the equation. It is amazing what someone will tell you about themselves in a two hour conversation one night.

#1 – Had an affair with this A list movie actor. Was said to have been the reason his marriage ended.

#2 – Complained about having sex with this B- list movie actor with a bigger name than his resume should really give him, because she says to everyone that he always wanted to talk about it before and after and analyze the whole event.

#3 – Called this fellow countryman and celebrity, her 30 second guy, and that was actually his record. Most of the time he could not even get to where he was going without finishing if you know what I mean.

#1 – Bruce Willis
#2 – Josh Hartnett
#3 – Michael Buble

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April 25, 2011

So, when this then A list movie star married this then A list television actress it was a big deal. Heck, even though they have been divorced for years it is still a big deal. Apparently the reason they rushed the wedding is that our A list television actress refused to have sex with the A list actor until they got married. Bet he did not have that issue with his current partner.

Brad Pitt & Jennifer Aniston

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April 18, 2011

Now they are "pariahs"?

#1 # 2 & #3 – This mostly movie B- list actress has had something strange happen to her. Most of the time when someone cheats on someone with another actor in this town, nothing really happens. Apparently though, the scorned C+ television actress has made it her own personal crusade to tell everyone who will listen about how badly she was hurt by the cheating actress because of what she had done for her ex. She of course also blames her ex, the A- list television actor from a hit show. The crusade has made the two cheaters kind of pariahs among their peers.

#1 – B- movie list actress
#2 – C+ television actress
#3 – A- list television actor

#1 – Julia Stiles
#2 – Jennifer Carpenter
#3 – Michael C Hall

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April 8, 2011

#3 & #4 – Speaking of A list celebrity couples. Well, not really, because only the woman is. The guy is a hanger on. Anyway, earlier this week they visited her lawyer to talk about a pre-nup. Apparently the yelling got so loud, there was a crowd around the conference room where the meeting was being held. This went on for an hour. Now I wonder whether the wedding will even take place.

Jessica Simpson & Eric Johnson

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April 1, 2011

#2 & 3 – This B list television actress on a hit network show has entered the movie world. She was also recently entered by this A list movie star. The two had a quick fling while filming their movie, but he dumped her. She has not lost feelings for him though and had sex with him when they saw each other earlier this week. When she asked when they would see each other again, he replied, “the next press event. If you are lucky we can hook up again then.”

Do you think she was just bitter when she said this?

Reveal: Ryan Reynolds & Blake Lively

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March 24, 2011

Although this supposedly had nothing to do with their recent breakup, this A list movie actress told many of her friends that when she was dating her A list movie actor boyfriend that he had the smallest peen she had ever seen on a guy. Like so small that when he did not trim that she had trouble seeing the stump in the bushes if you know what I mean.

Bradley Cooper & Renee Zellweger

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