Love how Ashley Spivey said she wished she'd done this. Chantal (Womack?) already has a history of slapping...

She’s a corker, our Michelle. Since she “woke up” with a black eye and she’s talking about it like it’s her 30th birthday all over again, I wouldn’t be surprised if she did give it to herself.

As crazy as Michelle is, is she the craziest lady in “Bachelor” history? Vote in this poll. I’m not sure. I’m still thinking it would be great to have a Michelle-off between Money and Kujawa.

By the way, are you now more curious about “The Slapper” Chantal O’Brien? (Aka the future Chantal Womack?) Here’s more:

Who Is Chantal O’Brien’s Ex-Husband?

15 Things You Didn’t Know About Bachelor Favorite Chantal O’Brien

And, check out my recap of tonight’s episode: Recap of The Bachelor Season 15, Episode 4: The Black-Eyed Peeved