Kayla, you need to keep this hair. Don't you DARE dye it back to blonde!

Nooooo! No. No. No.

Kayla Ferrel should be in the finals of “America’s Next Top Model” Cycle 15.

She was robbed! ROBBED, I say!

Having said that, Ann Ward was always going to win. If she doesn’t win, it will be the biggest reality TV upset since Mondo Guerra lost “Project Runway” to Gretchen Jones. (If Bristol Palin wins “Dancing with the Stars” that will trump everything.)

Look at her frickin' arm! Is Ann on ANTM or has she spent the last few months starving on "Survivor"?

The final four — Ann, Jane, Chelsey and Kayla — in Italy.

On the “Franca Sozzani” episode, Chelsey Hersley won the one-on-one challenge with Vogue Italia’s editor-in-chief.

Chelsey does have more pep and personality than Ann.

But Kayla has just as much personality as Chelsey.

Jane Randall, on the other hand, is mousy. She’s so pretty, but the second she’s off screen I forget her. She’s very commercial, though, and I agree with Tyra Banks that she’s probably going to make a lot of money.

Tyra made her directorial debut in some kind of motion editorial challenge. Nigel Barker thought Kayla’s performance was the most believable. Andre Leon Talley thought she was stunning.

So WTF?

It’s now down to Chelsey Hersley, 22, of Boise Idaho (height: 5 feet, 11 inches) and Ann Ward, 19, of Dallas, Texas (height: 6 feet, 2 inches).

They will pose in a Roberto Cavalli fashion show.

Chelsey is the fashion junkie of the season, so she’s really the only one who appreciates stuff like that. She’s always reliable for a worthy gush-fest.

That finale ep will air on Dec. 1. Next week, on Nov. 24, there’s a highlight reel where we can relive Kayla’s two wins in a row and TOTAL ROBBERY from the finale.

Does Ann have enough confidence and personality to be a successful model? She needs so much support and validation and in the “real world” she won’t have Tyra, Andre, Nigel and the Jays to support her.

Catch up on my ANTM recaps here.

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