Yes, this was the problem in a nutshell. Literally. Family show!

Apparently “Sex Bomb” was to be taken literally.

It’s funny to almost have “Dancing with the Stars” “spoilers” ahead of time. Both Brooke Burke and Tom Bergeron tweeted before Tuesday’s results show with hints that one of the bigger stars would be going home.

Brooke Burke: “What a crazy #DWTS dress rehearsal! Producers seemed stressed out about tonight’s results. Don’t miss it!”

Tom Bergeron: “DWTS producers seem rattled by who is going tonight. Guess they had high hopes for this star (aka thought they’d be ratings draw). Hmm…”

Did K.I.T.T. forget to vote?

Brooke said before the elimination was (finally after an hour of filler) announced: “It’s going to be quite a shock” who leaves.

Not too much of a shock — to anyone who watched The Hoff’s creepy lounge lizard Cha-Cha-Cha to “Sex Bomb.”

At least this should please Pamela Anderson. She didn’t go far on Season 10, but she went farther than David Hasselhoff on Season 11.

The Hoff and his partner, Kym Johnson, were the first to be eliminated on the first results show of the season. Hoff & Kym had a score of 15 out of 30, which was tied for last place with Margaret Cho & Louis van Amstel and The Situation & Karina Smirnoff.

Earlier on the results show, Hoff told Kym in the confessional “If we go out, we go out in a blaze of glory. And we’re already wearing black for our funeral.”

Kym said you’d be lying if you said you didn’t care about being the first to go home . It hurts your pride and your ego.

She was eliminated first in Seson 6 with Penn Jillette. She then won Season 9 with Donny Osmond.

While stars like Brandy and Jennifer Grey were freaking out (as if they were ever in danger), The Hoff was totally fine with getting the boot. It was kind of like karma. “It’s almost like America’s Got Talent payback.”

He just felt bad for Kym since she tried so hard to get him to do well.

After the announcement, Brooke asked what’s been most difficult part of this?

The Hoff: “Oh, you know, it’s been a great ride and I just, I feel bad for Kym because she worked so hard to try to get me where I was going. I’m just so proud that my daughters are here and they got to see me go this far. So it’s great.”

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