I do love Sophie-Anne's black widow dress, but I wish they had actually shown us her fight with Bill instead of cutting away right after they start flying. You teases!

For an episode so enamored with the word “f*ck,” the “True Blood” season 3 finale was surprisingly light on sex appeal. Leading us into a TB dry spell without even a shot of Eric showering off that concrete? Evil is Going On indeed.

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