It should be illegal to find Tenley sexy. She's a cartoon character for crying out loud.

You’re joking.

Tenley Molzahn as sexy? (Shudder) That’s even more surprising than D-bag Dave Good being picked as the sexiest — and the one person everyone secretly wants to hook up with. (Especially Jesse Kovacs.)

Check out some of the other answers from that “Bachelor Pad” survey.

We saw a few really awful ones on Monday, but there are more. Entertainment Weekly got the ABC producers to share some of the answers, but others were too cruel for even them to share.

It’s evil. Enjoy.

Speaking of evil things to enjoy, have fun laughing at this short video of Dave and Kovacs in their d-bag dance off.

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