At least they have each other. Say what you want about the Weatherman, Gia has said "I love you" to him more times than any other guy in the house. (Including Wes Hayden.)

Gia Allemand and Jonathan Novack did the whole media conference call thing today.

Jonathan pretended to be confused by being called Jonathan instead of The Weatherman (first and last name) and for some reason someone asked him if he would want to be the next “Bachelor.” He said he’d consider it. I say NO and I think I speak for all of us there.

Inevitably Gia was asked about Wes Hayden and her (ex?) boyfriend NHL player Chris Campoli. She played coy but she did say she hasn’t “spoken” to Wes since the show ended. Is there more to it than that?

Also, Gia calls Kiptyn Locke the biggest liar in the house. Jonathan says Elizabeth Kitt is the biggest liar and also “demonic.” They both picked Kiptyn to win the $250,000. Gia has nasty words for Nikki Kappke, whom she blames for everything.

And they call out one of the “Bachelor Pad” housemates for farting up the bedroom. Seriously. Find out who at the end of the interview.

Miss anything from Monday’s episode? Check out my stream-of-consciousness recap here: Bachelor Pad episode 3 recap: Wes can’t save Gia, Gia can’t save reputation”