Craig M. looks a little left out there. Was he too "dangerous" to bond with everyone else?

I’m late again.

Just scrolling through this list I had to stop on the “Kids in the Hall: Death Comes to Town” (IFC) series premiere on Friday, August 20. I’ve seen the Kids in the Hall … three times? I think it was three times. Orpheum. Boston. Awesome. Bruce McCulloch’s “Shame-Based Man” is a work of genius. I’ll have to try to check out “Death Comes to Town.”

I’ll also be checking out “Bachelor Pad,” because I’m not destined to ever be free of “The Bachelor”/”Bachelorette” franchise.

If you are still into spoilers you can check out a good amount of “Bachelor Pad” spoilers here. Don’t worry, no finales are spoiled. They haven’t even filmed the finale yet, which is probably what the rest of the “Bachelor” franchise should do to make sure they keep this streak of “secret ” endings alive.

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Anyway, here’s the August schedule, as copied wholesale from AOL TV:

Sunday, August 1
7:00 – ‘Sons of Tucson’ (FOX) series finale
8:00 – ‘Rubicon’ (AMC) series premiere
9:00 – ‘Shark Week: Ultimate Air Jaws’ (Discovery) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Killer on Campus’ (TLC) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Shark Week: Into the Shark Bite’ (Discovery) special presentation
10:30 – ‘Strange Sex’ (TLC) 1st season finale

Monday, August 2
8:00 – ‘The Bachelorette’ (ABC) 6th season finale
8:00 – ‘Last American Cowboy’ (Animal Planet) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘Shark Week: Shark Attack Survival Guide’ (Discovery) special presentation
9:00 – ‘The Good Guys’ (FOX) 1st season mid-season finale
9:00 – ’12th and Deleware’ (HBO) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Money Hungry’ (VH1) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Shark Week: Day of the Shark 3’ (Discovery) special presentation
10:00 – ‘James May’s Toy Stories’ (BBC America) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Scream Queens’ (VH1) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Shatner’s Aftermath’ (Biography) series premiere
10:00 – ‘The Bachelorette: After the Final Rose’ (ABC) special presentation

Tuesday, August 3
9:00 – ’18 to Life’ (The CW) series premiere
9:00 – ’19 Kids & Counting’ (TLC) 5th season premiere
9:00 – ‘The Bad Girls Club’ (Oxygen) 5th season premiere
9:00 – ‘Cupcake Wars’ (Food) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘Shark Week: Sharkbite Beach’ (Discovery) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Shaq Vs.’ (ABC) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List’ (Bravo) 6th season finale
10:00 – ‘One Big Happy Family’ (TLC) 2nd season mid-season premiere
10:00 – ‘Scrappers’ (Spike) series premiere
11:00 – ‘The Rachel Zoe Project’ (Bravo) 3rd season premiere

Wednesday, August 4
8:30 – ‘Rebel Monkeys’ (National Geographic Wild) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘Dark Blue’ (TNT) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Criss Angel: Mindfreak’ (A&E) 6th season premiere
10:00 – ‘Best Bites: Shark Week’s Greatest Hits’ (Discovery) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Locked Up Abroad’ (National Geographic) 4th season finale
10:00 – ‘The Shift’ (ID) 3rd season finale

Thursday, August 5
9:00 – ‘Police Women of Memphis’ (TLC) 3rd season finale
9:00 – ‘The Real Housewives of DC’ (Bravo) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Naked Science’ (National Geographic) 9th season finale
10:00 – ‘Omarosa’s Ultimate Merger’ (TV One) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘The Sqaud: Prison Police’ (A&E) series premiere

Friday, August 6
8:00 – ‘Friday Night Lights’ (NBC) 4th season finale
10:00 – ‘How I Lost 100lbs.’ (TLC) special presentation

Saturday, August 7
9:00 – ‘Aussie Millions Poker’ (GSN) 1st season finale

Sunday, August 8
8:00 – ‘The Uprising’ (Animal Planet) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Sunday Night Football Preseason: Bengals vs. Cowboys’ (NBC) special presentation
10:00 – ‘BBC America Reveals: Baby Beauty Queens’ (BBC America) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Hoarding: Buried Alive’ (TLC) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami’ (E!) 2nd season finale
10:30 – ‘Holly’s World’ (E!) 1st season finale
11:00 – ‘Russell Simmons Presents: Stand-Up at the El Rey’ (Comedy Central) 1st season finale
11:30 – ‘The Boondocks’ (Cartoon Network) 3rd season finale

Monday, August 9
8:00 – ‘Bachelor Pad’ (ABC) series premiere
8:00 – ‘Teen Choice 2010’ (FOX) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Keith Sweat’s Platinum House’ (Centric) 1st season finale
8:00 – ‘Too Fat for 15’ (Style) series premiere
9:00 – ‘El Espiritu de la Salsa’ (HBO) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Last Comic Standing’ (NBC) 7th season finale
9:00 – ‘Wild Nights’ (National Geographic Wild) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives’ (Food) 9th season finale
10:00 – ‘Fabulous Cakes’ (TLC) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Dating in the Dark’ (ABC) 2nd season premiere

Tuesday, August 10
8:00 – ‘Hell’s Kitchen’ (FOX) 7th season finale
8:00 – ‘Pretty Little Liars’ (ABC Family) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘Flipping Out’ (Bravo) 4th season premiere
9:00 – ‘Swords’ (Discovery) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Chopped’ (Food) 4th season finale
10:00 – ‘Hair Battle Spectacular’ (Oxygen) series premiere
10:30 – ‘The IT Crowd’ (IFC) 4th season premiere

Wednesday, August 11
9:00 – ‘Man Vs. Wild’ (Discovery) 5th season premiere
10:00 – ‘Hard Knocks: Training Camp With the New York Jets’ (HBO) 6th season premiere
10:00 – ‘LA Ink’ (TLC) 4th season premiere

Thursday, August 12
8:00 – ‘Monday Night Football Preseason: Panthers at Ravens’ (ESPN) special presentation
8:00 – ‘So You Think You Can Dance’ (FOX) 7th season finale
9:00 – ‘American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior’ (TLC) series premiere
10:00 – ‘BBQ Pit Masters’ (TLC) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘Boston Med’ (ABC) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Penn & Teller Bulls—!’ (Showtime) 8th season finale
10:00 – ‘Raising Sextuplets’ (WE) 2nd season finale

Friday, August 13
8:00 – ‘Wife Swap’ (ABC) 6th season finale
9:00 – ‘Cropsey’ (ID) special presentation
10:00 – ‘The Whitest Kids U’Know’ (IFC) 4th season finale
10:00 – ‘World’s Deadliest’ (National Geographic Wild) 1st season finale

Saturday, August 14
12 AM – ‘Jeffery & Cole Casserole’ (Logo) 2nd season finale
8 PM – ‘Visa Gymnastics Championships’ (NBC) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Doubles Poker Championship’ (GSN) series premiere

Sunday, August 15
9:00 – ‘The Next Food Network Star’ (Food) 6th season finale
9:00 – ‘Scoundrels’ (ABC) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘BBC America Reveals: Baby Birthday Bashes’ (BBC America) special presentation
10:00 – ‘The Comedy Central Roast of David Hasselhoff’ (Comedy Central) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Food Trucks’ (Food) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians’ (E!) 5th season premiere
10:00 – ‘The Real L Word’ (Showtime) 1st season finale
10:30 – ‘The Spin Crowd’ (E!) series premiere

Monday, August 16
8:00 – ‘Monday Night Football Preseason: Giants at Jets’ (ESPN) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Animal Planet Investigates: Gang Dogs’ (Animal Planet) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Weeds’ (Showtime) 6th season premiere
10:30 – ‘The Big C’ (Showtime) series premiere

Tuesday, August 17
8:00 – ‘Melissa & Joey’ (ABC Family) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Big Lake’ (Comedy Central) series premiere
10:00 – ‘Primetime: Family Secrets’ (ABC) 4th season finale

Wednesday, August 18
9:00 – ‘Ghost Hunters International’ (Syfy) 2nd season finale
10:00 – ‘Hot in Cleveland’ (TV Land) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Man Shops Globe’ (Sundance) 2nd season finale
10:00 – ‘Surviving the Cut’ (Discovery) series premiere

Thursday, August 19
8:00 – ‘Extreme Cuisine With Jeff Corwin’ (Food) 2nd season premiere
8:00 – ‘NFL Preseason: Patriots at Falcons’ (FOX) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Mary Knows Best’ (Syfy) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Fact or Faked: Paranormal Files’ (Syfy) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Primetime: Secrets of the Mind’ (ABC) series premiere
10:00 – ‘You’re Wearing That?!?’ (WE) series premiere
11:00 – ‘WCG Ultimate Gamer’ (Syfy) 2nd season premiere

Friday, August 20
8:00 – ‘NFL Preseason: Eagles at Bengals’ (FOX) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Dual Survival’ (Discovery) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Kids in the Hall: Death Comes to Town’ (IFC) series premiere

Saturday, August 21
7:00 – ‘NASCAR Countdown’ (ABC) special presentation
7:30 – ‘NASCAR Racing: Sprint Cup Series at Bristol’ (ABC) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Last Chance Highway’ (Animal Planet) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘Lake Placid 3’ (Syfy) special presentation
11:30 – ‘Whitney Cummings Stand-Up’ (Comedy Central) special presentation

Sunday, August 22
8:00 – ‘The Great Rift Valley’ (Animal Planet) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Sunday Night Football Preseason: Vikings at ’49ers’ (NBC) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Army Wives’ (Lifetime) 4th season finale
10:00 – ‘HGTV Design Star’ (HGTV) 5th season finale
10:30 – ‘BBC America Reveals: My Supermodel Baby’ (BBC America) special presentation

Monday, August 23
8:00 – ‘Monday Night Football Preseason: Cardinals at Titans’ (ESPN) special presentation
8:00 – ‘2010 Miss Universe Pageant’ (NBC) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Bond of Silence’ (Lifetime) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Wild Nights’ (National Geographic Wild) 1st season finale
9:30 – ‘Stoked’ (Cartoon Network) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘The Hard Times of RJ Berger’ (MTV) 1st season finale

Tuesday, August 24
9:00 – ‘HawthoRNe’ (TNT) 2nd season finale
10:00 – ‘Growing Up Twisted’ (A&E) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Memphis Beat’ (TNT) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Primetime: Crime’ (ABC) 4th season premiere

Wednesday, August 25
9:00 – ‘Confessions: Animal Hoarding’ (Animal Planet) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘Ghost Hunters’ (Syfy) 6th season mid-season premiere
10:00 – ‘Monsters Inside Me’ (Animal Planet) 2nd season finale)
10:00 – ‘She’s Got the Look’ (TV Land) 3rd season premiere

Thursday, August 26
8:00 – ‘Monday Night Football Preseason: Colts at Packers’ (ESPN) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Burn Notice’ (USA) 4th season mid-season finale
10:00 – ‘Royal Pains’ (USA) 2nd season mid-season finale
10:30 – ‘Family Style’ (Food) series premiere

Friday, August 27
8:00 – ‘NFL Preseason: Chargers at Saints’ (CBS) special presentation
8:00 – ‘The Outdoor Room With Jamie Durie’ (HGTV) 2nd season finale
9:00 – ‘Whale Wars’ (Animal Planet) 3rd season finale
10:00 – ‘Chefs vs. City’ (Food) 2nd season finale
10:00 – ‘The Pillars of the Earth’ (Starz) mini-series finale

Saturday, August 28
8:00 – ‘NFL Preseason: Cowboys at Texans’ (CBS) special presentation
8:00 – ‘Dogs 101/Cats 101’ (Animal Planet) 3rd season premiere
9:00 – ‘The Wish List’ (Hallmark) special presentation

Sunday, August 29
8:00 – ‘NFL Preseason: Steelers at Broncos’ (FOX) special presentation
8:00 – ’62nd Primetime Emmy Awards’ (NBC) special presentation
9:00 – ‘The Cove’ (Animal Planet) special presentation
9:00 – ‘Border Wars’ (National Geographic) 2nd season premiere
10:00 – ‘BBC America Reveals: Leaving Home at 8 Years Old’ (BBC America) special presentation
10:00 – ‘Drop Dead Diva’ (Lifetime) 2nd season finale

Monday, August 30
8:00 – ‘Samantha Brown’s Asia’ (Travel) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘Huge’ (ABC Family) 1st season finale
9:00 – ‘Ultimate Car Build Off’ (Discovery) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives’ (Food) 10th season premiere
10:00 – ‘Monster Fish’ (National Geographic) 2nd season finale
10:00 – ‘Obsessed’ (A&E) 2nd season finale
10:30 – ‘Warren the Ape’ (MTV) 1st season finale

Tuesday, August 31
8:00 – ‘Breakthrough With Tony Robbins’ (NBC) 1st season finale
10:00 – ‘National Geographic Explorer’ (National Geographic) 6th season finale
10:00 – ‘Rescue Me’ (FX) 6th season finale
10:00 – ‘Trey Songz: My Moment’ (BET) 1st season finale
10:30 – ‘Scrappers’ (Spike) 1st season finale

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