AFed meets her a-holes. Actually, some of them are sweet. Lounge Lizard Craig is not one of them.

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Ali Fedotowsky had better pick Roberto Martinez or I’m going after him myself. I’d pick Frank Neuschaefer, but not after all the spoilers.