You slay me.

“Bewere.” Stop it! (Kidding. Please don’t stop it.)

If “True Blood” season 3 ends up the victim of MORE MORE MORE sequelitis (as I fear it will), fire the script writers and hire the copywriters who come up with these posters every week.

By the way, have you seen the first two “True Blood” season 3 trailers? Watch them here. As I wrote there, I am already planning to get re-obsessed with James Frain. Why not? He can be my summer project. Besides, I need a replacement for Alexander Skarsgard after this Kate Bosworth business. Not OK, man.

By the way part II, have you checked out this True Blood sweeps thing? I’m not sure I understand it, but there it is.