By Gina Carbone
It is going to milk him like the cash cow he is. It is going to make me happy.
If you’ll recall, Mr. Olyfantastic had a prominent role in the second season of “Damages” on FX.
Last Tuesday his new show, “Justified,” premiered on FX to rave reviews.
Tonight, from 10 to 11 p.m., we get to watch episode two, “Riverbrook.”
Details: “Raylan tracks an escaped prisoner desperate to reunite with his former wife and a hidden fortune.”
But before that episode airs, we get to watch Oly from 8 to 10 p.m. in the 2007 film “Hitman”:
“An assassin’s growing attachment to a traumatized young woman poses a threat to his life, as great as that of the Interpol and Russian agents on his trail. Based on the videogame franchise. Stars Timothy Olyphant, Dougray Scott, Olga Kurylenko, Robert Knepper, Ulrich Thomsen.”
I’ve never seen “Hitman” and it looks like an epic turd.
Worse: Oly is bald in it and I enjoy his pretty hair.
But we should be loyal … to “Lost” at 9 p.m. on ABC.
Seriously, though. Even if you watch “Lost” at 9 or “American Idol” from 8 to 10 (Shame on you! Stop watching until Alex Lambert comes back), remember to head back to FX for “Justified.”
I can almost guarantee you will love it.